Addicted to FORTNITE [Part 5]

Addicted to FORTNITE [Part 5]


– Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! – What are you doing? – I’m healing you with my bandage bazooka. You’re down. – I’m sleeping. What? – Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! My name is Anthony, and I’ve been playing Fortnite every single day for two years straight. When you love Fortnite as much as me, nothing else really matters. Like, literally, nothing else. Babe, I’ve been thinking about it and I really think that we should call off the wedding. I just feel like we’re not in the right place right now. No, no, no, no it has nothing to do with Fortnite. You know I don’t play that anymore. That’s a kid’s game, come on. I have tried taking a
break but I couldn’t do it. After about a day, I relapsed and my family had to hold me down. Please just let me play Fortnite, please! – No! – When Fortnite went into the black hole, it was the worst 36 hours of my life. I thought I lost the only thing I had ever truly loved. I thought Fortnite was gone. Forever. No, it can’t be gone! Our anniversary is in a month, I had the whole day planned. This sucks. Now I’m gonna have to be social. Tough times. But, now Fortnite is back and better than ever. Fortnite added this cool new thing where you can carry your teammates to safety, so I decided to do some community work and help out around the neighborhood. – Ow, that really hurt! – Don’t worry little man, I’m gonna carry you to safety, okay? – What are you doing? – I gotta get you out of
the storm, just be quiet! – Stranger danger! Stranger danger! Stranger danger! – When the bandage bazooka first came out, I thought to myself, why
isn’t that a real thing? So I decided to make my own. This is my bandage bazooka. It’s patent pending, but I think it’s going to change the world. Like, imagine if we had this during World War 3, we probably would’ve won that war. Oh, let me show you how it works. – Oh, this is how the bazooka part works. – I actually never done it yet,
but I think it’s gonna work. Trust me. – Wait, don’t you want
to see it in action? It’s gonna be cool, trust me. I keep telling people this game didn’t just change my life, it also changed the world. Like Fortnite invented
this thing called fishing. It just blows my mind
how innovative they are. Man, what a beautiful day to catch some Floppers or Slurpfish, or maybe even a gold SCAR! Hey, you catch any Floppers yet? – You know, Floppers, from Fortnite? That give you fifty health? – Catfish? Was that added in the newest patch update? – Fortnite is like a marriage, and I’m in it for life, baby. Nothing can come between us. Well, except the black hole. But, you don’t think they would do another black hole, right? Right?

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  2. School these kids need to stop playing that fortnight thing I Need to put it in a newsletter

    Kids I love fortnight if they ban it I will die and I can not live without it

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