AI cheats in Crysis 2 Maximum Edition

AI cheats in Crysis 2 Maximum Edition


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how’s everyone doing on this fine Friday I hope it is good Friday for you okay so
looking if they put me back a teeny tiny a little bit
just a teeny barely put that away refill my ammo love a black pickup ugly
there King BAM Oh get out of here God dude this guy’s waist
oh my god he’s dancing or sliding or something that’s awesome
net no targets huh no absolutely not no targets at all okay let’s go see the
dancing man hey sir how are you doing look at him he’s just having a good old
time over here I love it Oh No ouch hey you’re ruining my fun get
away from me don’t touch me ah you ruined the dancing jerk how dare you okay put that garbage
down no wait because I can’t rip that off of there
it doesn’t work to rip off of vehicles what are you doing oh my god
corpse with turrets another one nice beanie thank you it’s actually it’s
like one of those um I don’t know what they’re called they’re like it’s almost
like a bandana type thing like it’s like a very thin thing it’s called a buff
that’s the brand that makes it what the Frick I don’t understand this but I love
watching it for some reason can I can I melee him No BAM I don’t think I’m gonna
do anything with him well he’s just gonna have a good old time over there I
love it even a death here was about souped works
Oh God alright space I have to do a power jump
yeah get up there he’s still going he’s still you don’t know what I’m doing
I don’t think I have his torques are so amazing mesmerizing even the gamers oh
no excuse me oh my god game I need to not be using this menu because
this is garbage absolutely ugly trash ma’am got toyou
with one still have motive silence for twerk master oh he’s still dancing over
there probably I’ll go check in a sec once I get rid of things I please get
you oh he’s gone oh this guy’s like well he disappeared no you’re right there
okay you got stuck in my feet or something
oh yeah that’s quickly go see if dancing man is still there oh he despawned d’arnot okay now we can
have a moment of silence though and I’m too lazy to keep being silent that’s
enough silence excuse give it now let’s shoot this up for fun all right give me
why do you think running up on a gun over tactical approach don’t ask me the
enemies in here not the most intelligent huh Oh
huh that’s gonna explode probably well doubt it anyway he just uncloaked yes who did did he what a donkey okay
darn it of course I think this is where I left off there’s no safe points in this game I
don’t know what is what I see nothing
I see dust and smoke and I’m afraid the bridge is gonna come down on my face Oh quake who’s talking by the way well you know it’d be nice if I could
just move but I guess not can I move yet I can move now okay good
why are you still into the bridge I don’t know for fun can I use this
tectonic shift what is going on with this gun why is it trying to get inside
my face well of course you’re gonna have to break through it okay my choir of a
couple Oh leveled up but I don’t know what’s going on BAM get out of here there’s singing
London bridges but eventually someone took it evidently someone took it
seriously how dare they I’ll horrible why are the bodies still whatever you
know what it’s fine I’m not gonna complain ya know – shots fired what hey how’s it going welcome on D
live creditor vision yeah basically accept him here it’s called nano vision I’m supposed to stay on the bridge sorry
I only understand English but seems time your votes were per cart yeah some of
them work I haven’t done many well I haven’t done the parkour video in a
while I usually put those on Instagram now any but that I don’t do very much
anymore are your Turkish cool I know a couple people from Turkey sorry one sec
here oops where’s the Uglies Oh how are you yeah see they can see through the walls look
at this crap how old am i I am 25 how are you how do you lean again I
don’t know if you can know you you should be able to I just forget 31 oh
come on that’s not that old how are the publications what do you
mean where Rosie get out of here can i snipe him with this did I actually
factually hit that guy soon-to-be 32 that’s still pretty young thank you I want to get up there because
I can grab another turret except I cannot okay fine
because I have to get up there a different way disrespects ah what’s this
range scar garbage okay don’t need any of this crisis is a
nice game it’s not too bad great crisis – is a little I I’m
disappointed there’s less destruction in this one I like the first ones for all
the destruction you could cause just smash everything
oh can I smash it no not quite finally driven or breached how again through the walls cheaters cheating arses sign crisis through nice
I haven’t played crisis play yet Oh Frick Frick Frick Kirk Kirk
don’t know what that is but I would rather not be hit with it precious to
more beautiful well again I haven’t seen the other one so I don’t know but this
one looks pretty good that damn either think it is yep it is
it is it certainly as Oh everything okay New York vehicles so
there should be a key or something around here what are the games are
playing um minecraft a little bit every now and then green hell I’m trying to
get through as well it’s a survival game in the Amazon rainforest oh this is this
is not where I want to be we’re supposed to jump drop down in here and come over
this way I think oh maybe not maybe this is where I’m supposed to go it’s my video card gtx 970 nothing too
fancy but it works well enough hi what’s a donkey trick you cannot
possibly see me okay wait you can say okay never mind I’m sorry I lied you can
see me minecraft minecraft’ is pretty fun its
addicting no no more get down Rick oh it smells too to lean that’s
right into lean from cover and blow those up now so they can’t you know a
Turkish I do not unfortunately this is a different way to go to I have
a girlfriend nope still single for now oh I can swim what the swimming
take energy from my suit oh I’m I’m amazed at like how often I
shoot them in the throat it seems those look kind of disgusting I feel a little
bit terrible about it okay well I guess I take this laughs at try everything
children’s burgers I have no clothes how to pronounce they’re coming in okay yeah well if I could like aim at
the right place that would work in touch you know
Oh fire secondary weapon quick well they’re both uh it’s infinite at least where do we go this way backup danger
danger what you can I’ve owned a bonanza the profit
is heading north from checkpoint echo Niner profit they set up broke you don’t say fuck him
Oh québec him he’s in the tunnel Oh God speeding ticket received sweet was that right can you please go friends four words yeah I have
my blast helicopter down oh I can actually can I think yes it’s gone
hello intercourse a mere HEPA okay random guys pumping on here hey I shot
you down Oh God
okay helicopters down again yes I’m gonna have a okay I’ll try to remember
that Thanks we mean tactical options I don’t need
tactical options right now right now I just need to fire I really can’t knock down a street sign but they’re playin minecraft brother not
today cuz they I want to play this oh that was another one rolling up to me
east bank oh hey hey hey hey donkey why are my feet so stompy unlock new
music okay profit listen I fucked up oh yes you did stealthily merely about me sir
took a few line wow this guy likes to change his mind a lot he’s complaining
at me for for not being there fast enough and then he just decides that
yeah something else I like you thank you lab rats oh I’m sorry double monitor I
don’t know The Dark Knight Rises love those know
what no one is here what are you talking about BAM loser no scope oh I can’t have a silencer on
this oh they didn’t like having a scar on their hair is beautiful thank you
I mean you can be able to see it right now but finally learn to use cloaking
shoot I was doing this last time what just not very much get out of here
stupid yeah brain scarf or what do scoot what the dudes gay also what’s my other
weapon I have shotgun I know what this guy’s yes gee how’s it going croco silencer yes sniper scope someone was
walking into are you having issues what BAM
no you don’t you don’t have visual on nothing are you possibly forget have
visual on where I like to sound the sniper reloading it look it does sound
pretty cool it’s neat it’s less some it’s less like what you would expect it
to sound like like a normal gun I’m not really normal gun but it doesn’t sound
like other guns I guess high five headshot oh god I’m sorry I
apologize how can they shoot through the freaking walls you guys are cheaters this is why I titled the stream as I did
their pillows go through the one frame per second what happened all of a sudden
I thought you playing this through like twitching you too exciting to see my
writing it’s there should be stuff other chaps showing on on the screen but
twitch mixer D live why is the framerate all of a sudden so shitty take care
yourself I’ll see ya okay see you Ennis thanks for stopping by
have a good one it’s literally it’s 1 FPS even in the menu I can’t do anything
I don’t want to exit I said options you piece of crap – right
thanks for following well this is wonderful I think I would have preferred
it to frickin crashed instead of this this is absolute trash let’s see if
changing the try changing it to high and apply Altaf or just kill it there’s no
point even trying that has that brought up to 2 FPS Ulta for Ulta for isn’t even
working let’s do control of the lead I’m gonna
kill it running running my arse it’s not frickin
running you lying piece of trash don’t come off origin I don’t need you right
now I need the game back this respect piece of trash
Oh how are all you guys doing out there today
hmm it’s not even gonna load now twitch yeah twitch twitch YouTube D live
mixer I stream on all of the platforms not quite but a lot of em can I put my
graphics back to ultra please apply your Ryse son of Rome I don’t know do I
I remember see you do you wanna have a good one
I’m not sure if I have rice in a row it sounds familiar but I don’t know if
that’s just because I know of it or if I actually have it I can say I’ve never
played it that’s for sure that’s free not on Steam okay so I
probably do I don’t need tactical options tactical
options my arse was he the one that had the um he’s won the head the disc isn’t
he yeah is the sniper I think I’m gonna change the shotgun for this not on Steam
that’s right yeah I saw you say that oh my god
fricken what are you doing game god the game hates using this menu to do
anything so freaking annoying are you Oh ex defensive positions oh yes okay no
you don’t fucking who saw me um talk about you can leave
didn’t you know many years in game I I know it oh this you didn’t know that
what’s up oh sorry I just wanna fake you guys all out
oh well that didn’t work no enemies yes you did lose visual attention nobody sees nothing what is going on oh
I um give me a second you okay sorry my friends in the hospital right now so
I have to take care of their cat feed him and everything so he’s just telling
me something important about that oh come on
what are you guys all doing out there some crunk ain’t no I don’t that that is
literal throw it poison for me oh you ding-dong check this head it is
literal person for me BAM oh no you’re gone no no than thi I do know that I have
tried how do you think I know it’s poison device which this is my why did
you switch it I didn’t tell you to switch it sorry fucking ding-dong you cannot see another things oh I’m out
of ammo oh that’s right drop well I guess I’m down here now okay
can you get out of my way metal pole I think oh that’s just not actually the
bullets aren’t going through the wall it’s their bullets are ricocheting maybe
well no cuz how do i bullets go through the walls head cuz they have literally
shot through walls okay forty-one brick see the shooting
through walls okay crisis clock what’s this game visible
what’s that I don’t know horrible things that’s right stop get away from me okay we’re getting
a bit of lag again it seems like hey rocky how’s it going watching Real
Housewife a little bit how are you feeling
fricking cheater oh god yeah actor kinds of shows trajectory bullets matter where
they go oh so that’s what that is so the Bulls are going through walls oh never mind the pass is going through
the wall okay okay I get it I’m sorry I’ve been dumb let’s go today some point Oh God hopefully it’ll be fine I hope you will
be ok you well yet you will be ok I know that BAM no miss ok her you get over
here and stuff shooting at the wall this pisses me off the thing can see exactly
where I am oh my god oh so dumb
no what is this framerate you died get down I give me that you
should not my email my email who the tits is still alive done that get Alex
no stop stop clinging on and just drop oh yeah yeah yeah yeah but I like five enemies to begin with
but then it’s like mm fucking freaks there you go what is this crap can I smash it
no no no no you’re not gonna do that BAM get out of here and screw you too I hate
all of this crap now I’m just angry well not not really just I’m annoyed it was
intense okay hey give me all your trash someone
better have friggin Disco ammo – oh look I have a little more disk a very good
spank you very much can we please stay at 60fps though is show 60fps but we’re
getting like – was that brain scar all right
juice it’s gonna be 10,000 more enemies over
there should have been able to do that more with stealth that was trash the
give it I’m taking this false alarm huh tricking false alarm my
arse hey i uncloaked i clicked a or cap d to uncloak from that piece of trash
what is this mo just now yes oh you definitely heard something did you ah
Oh your air is clear is it are you sure really
one ding-dong over this way ah come here mr. ding a dong where is it
oh you’re shooting through the balls again hmm yes mr. cheater Oh Frick where
did you guys come from you weren’t on my mat get out of here no there isn’t is there there’s nothing
gonna be in your field of fire was it okay guess in here we go I shoot the
plant heard fire possible enemy contact no it couldn’t possibly be enemy
contacts oh wait no I need that okay
is excused can you please crouch no don’t even speak Wow God are they dancing again huh huh he’s just facing the wall huh
maybe he’s in here these guys have an obsession with the freakin walls you please move what’s that stupid gun oh okay there’s no button this is just
pressure activated sweet walls all right what walls they’re walls there are three
guys up there drop them before they find anything looks like he left in a hurry think markets uh not to be a company
right now that’s nice how dare it ok can I smash this down
please wait no you actually can’t friggin wooden box piece of crap oh can
I smash oh I can smash Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam Bam I’m
sorry I have to sweep okay I’m going but let me smash
everything else that you have here okay like this dad but uh boom up there
smash hey max how’s it going we find the gym clothes they’re obsessed with
frickin walls smash smash alarm clock radio I don’t
like it hi there I got turret still you want to
fight me huh oh sorry I mean I don’t know once you leave
elevator turn left and save right and call another something’s out there
no there’s nothing what could possibly be out here oh my god I like how her
just smashed everything in this guy’s office he’s like ah years of research
gone I feel like a terrible person pretty good good good good all we
started working every Saturday from next week I’m gonna be working on fish
farming Oh that’ll be cool 18 years proud that’s nice good Huh What
huh what about the river hoop in it I don’t have to go the bathroom I’m sorry
I cannot fulfill your request it was very hard job what are you gonna do Oh God
Oh chase oh look at the dingdong standing up there okay hey ding-dong okay one dingdong gone I bet you are
requesting backup except you are being dumb standing there doing nothing
I see him he’s down below yeah what did you think I got up to the roof somehow
Frick have you guys are thick uh-huh uh-huh he actually crab the edge
before death beautiful you guys don’t have any animal for this huh what what
is this i melted him you shut them through the floor
oh jeez Oh God Oh I’m sorry for looking at amazing crap Oh Frick what is this is
that gonna explode I don’t really want to find out oh good god Frick where is it I don’t even see where
he is right there okay that’s not gonna be easy to hit how did you get inside Hey look his head is actually visible
now except I was just fucking co-ed listen I’m sending coordinates to the
suit it’s not far he’s gone perpetual skydiving up here to superannuated cry
net stock took it out a story but I quit cool ok huh
rendezvous Newton Gould ok am I actually gonna meet him there or am I gonna get
sidetracked again and have to do some other stuff it piece of crap elevator okay so you said you said leave elevator
turn left and so right call another we’re down here it’s right across the
flood barrier come on man nice an you’re here oh okay this that’s where you want me to go
Nathan Gould person who has my name but isn’t
as good as me or cool as me I sneaky sneaky sneaky
I know smash oh I can’t get in this oh look it’s broken helicopter can you turn
off the cloak and so complaining about cloak being engaged God like when’s the
wedding for the cloak if it’s being engaged so much if I can fly check fire aged okay one sec here I have
to change my position or something as I’m leaning forward and I can’t be doing
that right now I’m gonna damage my back you can’t see crap Oh God why am i feet so stompy I’m
stomping everywhere open says me punch says I okay I can’t do anything with
those ones priceless art I wanted you to throw it
at the freakin prices art and no you can’t even do something so simple as to
smash the priceless art okay I’ll Edition the better thank you this is mom
no get out of here this cannot pick up this no I can’t okay
fine I need a box then get in there ugly let me out I’m being abducted shit
that’s gone down to the last 24 hours oh I would trust me Barkley’s guys are
getting creamed uptown crying at her falling the fuck everywhere else
chaos man I’m glad you’re here
so go left freaking me out coming in quick let’s get these doors watching
yeah that shit you absorbed at the crash site Donna Spadaro you must be nuts with
that shit was Kevlar not here got a cradle ring same basic is out of
the island just a bit less power let’s get you check down oh my ding-dong tomorrow profit let’s go
man we’ve got to get the spiral shit scanned
yes I understand but you’re ruining my fun okay
Oh was I don’t know if I trust you very much profit let’s go man
we’ve got to get this viral shit scan is the GeForce experience working take turn
screenshots okay fine whatever I’ll sit in here do what you want with me now
don’t ya so yeah tarus strickland man daughter of
you know her right yeah and hard read well who knows what’s
going on in his head sorry just smack you guys in the air you seem way too
calm for a guy who’s like in the middle of some messed up crap also that’s a
really cool monitor strange hologram you’re not prophet what is this who are
you dead hard grief said you hear that but here’s something for some reason
I’ll keep saying found two Vic’s 20 come feed see me call lucky sir just send it
to Google Drive so no two girls will drive and then send me a link it should work that way see profit sent me friend Jesus I can’t
do this anymore I’ve got some SpecOps Hardman like you like profit was hey I
am too I’m amazing let me stand in front of you hey hey mister not a spell cops
man let me in i smash this I walk into his apartment for some idea smashes
stuff God pretty calm down to get us out yeah well coming for us trough it sent
me now I can’t even go in front of his face no what do you think about
cephalopods hmm ah dumb question right of course you don’t
yes I do look it’s got eight legs and it’s cute our asses kicked out there
like calamari Oh calamari yes delicious you ever wonder what the Aztecs and the
Incas felt like when they saw smallpox for the first time no not really I mean
you see the Spore right see what it does prophet kept saying he found it Oh legs
slowly shake yeah this is gone exactly just got legs alright that suit you’re
wearing it’s built out of a self-repairing semi organic nano we’ve
patented by the hard Greve rash corporation
cool well let’s see i’m here i can look at hard
he designed okay huh what was spec ups Hargreaves accreted him to wear the suit
but he went Abel why can’t I go in there semi saying shit
and then see that that’s a viral subroutine running in the suits deep
layers oh cool yeah that totally makes sense living code I don’t know
is this like it’s rewriting itself to accommodate something new me the alien
data file what you’re looking at there is the bio coding for some kind of
vaccine against the Spore as far we have to get that stuff decoded and I’m just
gonna look at your calamari and I can’t do that here I just don’t have the
processing power I think can you take pictures of your calamari
exists is in Hargreaves lab on Roosevelt Island the prism cool prisms and other
prisms split light into rainbows are you dead am I supposed to do something yeah
cool yeah I can I can totally do something well you know it’d be great if
I could start shooting that would help maybe are you freaking kidding me okay
fine yeah I know
Oh finally I can show you know it would have helped if I could just shoot
through the freaking window this is not where I’m supposed to go something’s out
there what do you mean something’s out there there’s nothing here punch a table
hello ding ding Wow nice job with your aim you had ample time to shoot me in
the face Matt oh I’m sorry whoever owns up TVs gonna come back to not a fun time
all their expensive crap is getting taller destroyed is there anything
special in here secrets ok planning good over here you know what
I don’t like you you’re gonna come with me stop trying to fucking fight it and
just sit here okay we’re gonna find your friends and I get a delivery Oh if any little driver Wi-Fi your
saxophone load well that’s doesn’t make any sense hold the enemy drains energy oh there’s
a drain drain sender cheat but they end up choking to death there’s something as
well I want to smash stuff I want to put someone in the toilet no Wall Street
Church sound like Wall Street Journal they became a church and so the journal
I like The Wall Street Journal jokes must clarify his joke is meme shoulder is sore
probably from punching TVs and holding enemies by their throats which is very
fun to do aliens ah good so have snipers on the streets
around the command post looks like this F I’ve got him spooked keep heading for
the church I’ll see if I can help you bypass security okay here’s pizza yo driver one lokas
internet connection so saw oh that’s nice oh you’re alive
no wait no you’re definitely dead Oh spring shot yeah excuse me oh you’re
alive oh okay what’s it what was the point of that why did it do a different
animation there I was expecting like just punch this guy to death all of a
sudden it’s like super kick him in the face I mean these people are all messed
up I feel like in some ways I don’t know I don’t want to say it secret no okay
just like I I don’t know if I would want to go through the torture of being
infected with whatever that is because it would probably be extreme torture okay
have a good one talk to you soon let me tell me you go for your cancer I
will smash oh did that hit a car I’m sorry my Apple oh jeez what is this
reflex scarab I already have a scarab no I have a scar never mind that’s a skirt
that’s different um okay Scarfo reflex scarab the scarab better than the sky
Liz your scarf has higher accuracy but lower rate of fire and this is that’s
the only difference it’s not gonna call you okay I’ll call you for what to feed
the cats are you gonna come feed the cats
stupid wait hot dog oh god that’s loud no no it doesn’t matter I don’t know I
don’t know okay so anything around here so I missed all of the secrets in the
last one I think there’s people around oh you’re tortured um help
oh you’re help signs sent me flying we start lots over then okay I will later I’ll do it another time I guess I
don’t know oh well good thing I automatically
jumped over here as I did not intentionally do such a thing can you learn how to pilot that thing is
they’re just smashing into everything you come in contact with like me what’s
this garbage okay I’m not used to this being so lacks Oh
God calm down oh okay sorry this place does looks kind
of cool on the side smash it’s ugly I hated it okay oops look a bunch of dead ease that are
melted into the floor somehow okay cool don’t know how you
accomplish such a thing but I mean they did it last time too
oh no oh really I don’t care smash the help sign make it send me flying again
no shield we’re turning the shield on help to fall whoa Oh God Oh that’s how they all died I said no shield that was last fun you
said wasn’t it otherwise it didn’t show up then hello hi you got any secrets for
me no teddy bears only I get the teddy bears car keys my mine no much fun not something isn’t showing up then which
one from home you no difference which no it didn’t oh I
don’t know the emoji didn’t show before there’s someone else is someone else on
Twitch he’ll put the moji on there and I didn’t see it it not showing it not my fault I
apologize oh look more of those oh I go inside
here that can’t get me in here what I’d like to thank oh god it can get me in
here Oh did I get my stuff
weird it is weird it’s very weird and annoying that it doesn’t show Oh what I
don’t get whatever for no I do okay not mind let’s put a silencer I’m not going to
use silencer before only reflex sight Oh No get over here Oh make it through what are you doing
ever hood song remember the name remember the name is the name of a song
no never heard never before in life what did you switch to give it back
I don’t want why are you switching to the shotgun over and over what you think I can’t see our head sure
hold your dad Oh Oh God oh the shooting of me yes I am like a
tank and you’re not you all suck poor baby
poor baby needs backup oh no grenade down twice I get the points for you
Oh hammer Oh what can I do with this silencer laser sight oh the laser and
this one’s nice ex yes I keep forgetting axe I’m sorry
scarab garbage no wait scarab scared us what I want give me this one just mine
am I getting the stop twitching nano catalyst or whatever it is it’s gonna be
like stuff inside these places souvenirs and email conversations okay yeah punch
it open no souvenirs whoa electronic store sweet that means stuff to smash oh well what’s this what c4 Frank Wow
amazing switch to this thing or keep on this
thing sorry give me give me easy nanocatalyst know how much do I have
eight hundred I can get mobility enhance or covert ops I don’t know what that
even does what does this do increases ledge grab speed and reduces
energy drain from sprinting and jumping I don’t know I feel like I should wait
for covert ops oh wait to get 200 more stupid can’t
uh-huh I don’t know why I can’t take a hammer Oh God cuz I wanna I want to keep
the hammer I want to have pistol and all the other crap I’m not getting rid of my
weapons is these good weapons these weapons are too good c4 c4 can’t a
camera I can but I have to give up one of these weapons for it and I don’t want
to do that I like these weapons better collectibles No man there’s no collectibles no we’re also going here then elevator Oh can’t
do anything with those rude ouch why is everything falling over huh why
did that fall over doesn’t make any sense come on strong with your little baby
legs Mabel treat the cell magic facility
circle around primary care okay shit it’s all changed place is crawling with
cell uniforms oh I like these weapons better look I’ll need some help getting
past security I need you to create a diversion at the church draw way from
Wall Street access meet me at the other end
Oh what’s this ah that’s disgusting check my reach okay good
this house silence alright thanks you know it does not why do you not have a
silencer on something out of Mike I like how it like that there’s these things on
here that I can put but there’s nothing like I I just simply don’t have those
things yet okay we don’t want sound sir listen oh yes yes
I use a friendly huh the bum ba-bum okay pick up John did that just add to my
ammo where’s my jaw thank you friend don’t know why you died with your arm in
the air like that doesn’t make no sense okay problem solved then what problem
solved oh you’ll be ready for him yeah you’re
sure freakin ready for me these guys are losers nice job sang for the face outside the
wall unprotected are you gonna do the same fricken oh you didn’t okay I’m
sorry enemies
ah that’s not gonna show enemies oh okay oh hi there be more aggressive I’m being
stealthy I’d be a sneaky sneak damadam tell them sell this is a crap no it’s
not stealth is awesome let me through
no reason I’m punching this is so I can freaking fall through it clearly it
doesn’t work like that what’s this ah hopes note mine give me
thank you very much okay so what do we got here put this down take out the crap
okay what’s this great diversion great diversion Oh detonate fuel pump detonate
handled dump okay oh this shows weapons nice
so that there’s hammer next time frisky one rip it out what
rip one out scare for reflex scarab oops nope is there anything in here
uh a stealth scarab yes which is what I have already so get out of my face
reflex scarab oh okay BAM pick it up and run like slow baby yeah excuse me that that is the DSG yes oh my god what did you just take what
no that’s HMG Oh what is this thing I think it’s better than the the DSG probably I don’t know no clue I still
have the other DSG and no I have DSG and a scarab wait what oh the this is the
hmj okay my bad I’m sorry getting confused it’s showing the wrong thing I
thought it picked up something different poor baby lost visual huh where is my
hunger where did wait where I had one of those machine guns well if Rick did you put it you damn
jerk close shooting and then do cloak shooting not yet and this time I wanted don’t understand oh no nothing’s there at all oh okay
volt oh wow you’re lying
what Oh ouchie fuck out of my face now you
better say ah shit twitch clip one sec okay but interesting
too as volt Henderson with this reflex sight yes
okay what’s this huh where is my I don’t remember doing that no no no do not to
put game Oh possible enemy contact no it’s not possible
Oh God why are you upside down God what happened to you no turn off ooh I am where’s my original weapon so we’re
here give it no don’t switch that switch this thank you and this thing no this
thing needs to have the frickin silencer on it please thank you also take this this is what I want boys are always trashed inside here oh what’s the yellow this yellow something
over there put that away for a sec but we use this what’s this snipe Oh flank
ah what is using the electrical nest you
don’t need no freaking assist oh wait nevermind sorry I assisted you
it’s just a death assisted euthanasia what’s wrong with you
what’s this place is just the church what’s that
I’ll get in there electric fence ah danger how do I break open the electric fence
thing I want to get in there post no bills okay I won’t post my bills and why
I won’t post our bills to begin with that’s ridiculous yeah I need no friggin backup oh geez
these guys really are dumb okay where’s my no no no excuse me
I want this thank you there’s no me out here like directly
outside or something got a visual down there got a visual
down there not sure you’ve got missile launcher well I’m dead oh great they’re heading my way well you
know maybe you shouldn’t be announcing to the enemy that you got to reload god
these people do not think ten seconds in front of their face thanks for screaming now I knew we’re
exactly where you are get out of here that it infiltrates up the everything on the
lock escape tunnel okay let’s go and locked up escape tunnel Oh God
don’t you dare use that in my face I know I used I one of your guys faces
earlier why didn’t you shoot you an ample time to maybe try reloading usually that helps
you know what Zach with it I don’t need it BAM get the Frick out of here target’s gone
yeah sure you just didn’t check behind the wall stupid I can thanks for yelling it where are you huh I heard you get dinged
in the security room take him down that’s dust care of garbage garbage all right make your way through I’ll see
you on the other side okay what is no get back here get back here
I want to I need your nano whatever well I guess I don’t get to kill it I wanted
so badly to kill and get a nano Chris yes I know anyone going into the
battlefield with that needs real-time logistical support and that was my job
Oh setup like that I got real close to profit so I know that if he put you in
that suit he had a purpose boy uh-huh we’ve got to get you into that cradle
scam the suits deep layers and find out just what that purpose was okay I’m
excited I’m excited to unlock my true powers well it’s my I stopped hurting
I profit ended in city anyway I don’t know how do he when you flew away from
him from the alien base you decided oh let’s go to New York I have fun there did me I’m walking like I said I gotta
kill the ugly did it follow me out of here
or did I follow it in your diversion worked there moving troops away from
Wall Street this is our chance now listen I’m gonna find a way in
through the lower levels your best bet is to break in through the roof but
hurry man what sounds to make it so sad self-assign sound like this has Slava
sylheti no contact all clear wait wait to watch all right possibly
even know what what hallway nevermind why we’re supposed to be something else
there don’t you see any miami’s oh there you are thank you for showing yourself where else oh I see yeah there’s nothing
in anyone’s feel to fire ever maybe because you guys aren’t looking oh man
don’t you mean like oh we have like 30 men down it’s terrible how did this
happen yep he’s totally fine just like you well I don’t feel very nice oh you cannot see me that’s so weird you see through yourself
it’s just a weird feeling hey I’m gonna have more sniper I’m
around here someone did strange dsg one for dsg one sure let’s do that
I guess who knows pointless to do so okay nice no more enemies nope
he does not I’ll answer for him come on good note I can’t see anything
yeah our one sack Oh okay where is he oh there you are dude I think I killed him well I did but
now there’s someone else well so much for stealth I mean I was
mostly stealthy so you know I still count it stop keyboard there you are
bad south hey I did pretty good I did pretty good for a long time their smash
is that the new phone planet or the snippets of frickin huh down the flat
rates started for fun only $5 Wow amazing remember everything so they
don’t remember the name I do us about song called remember the name yeah no no no no don’t you dare fall out
of there oh he’s up top isn’t he okay you don’t
remember I do remember I just said I remember why is the framerate bad even though
it’s good it’s at 60 why is it so bad yeah no visible targets you see him fly
out the window damn it he’s dead no can’t believe it won’t gonna head equip
some crap human aid oh where flag no you don’t see back on stairs okay I’ll go back in just
a second well that didn’t kill them
now did I already will you I’ve sung your brains yeah there you go
fuck those brains out for me I need more ammo for this thing well so this is
going over here but he’s not over here oh there you are
dink give me some of that what’s that that that didn’t have
anything in it oh my god what are you doing take your original fuckin tonight
a silencer on what’s just 300k it shows what do you
have okay oh there now I have ammo for it
a silk you want a quick save and I keep forgetting there is none these stairs how am I going to fire X
but X oops you already ran over okay you talked about the one that was right
up here this oh I didn’t even see it okay thank you so I thought you gonna
pay attention yeah light shotgun what how do you how do you use it though how
would you use the light shotgun was a man mean Oh semi-automatic oh wait
so I just have to switch between the two so if I want to use that like I have to
have to switch to it how do you understand how you switch
between them you shouldn’t have to go and step into that menu every time
that’s annoying you don’t know I’m on the rooftops nothing else okay I’m in you better get
down here fast there’s some it’s from the prism we don’t have much time
Alcatraz it looks like the place is sealed up tight
you’re gonna need explosives to blast your way in look for a weapons cache
okay okay sure what is this that’s here spec op scarab okay so this is something
I already have thank you ah jeez I ain’t other spec ops care of the same TSG just
G blah blah blah okay um yours cleaning up as little targets no visible targets huh my arse I need to
see how to use that stuff keyboard uh combat toggle weapon no that’s not what
I need greatest weapon next weapon toggle
weapon Oh toggle fire mode is to okay let’s see
here – – ah okay perfect can you what okay so what do you want I’m supposed to
what I supposed to go all the way down oh god well Frank get the hell out of
here those all of these guys are still alive again damn it oh you don’t snap the bottle oh you are got to be kidding me okay
well whatever why are they screaming sniper well that was pointless silencer we are
inbound sector alpha 3 not happening BAM it’s freaking instant you need to reconnect on my mo and
everything again what happened was away I fell off the roof and died so I have
to kill these guys again thank you I guess you have the dental in it I
can’t carry anymore Oh oops I almost fell off again let’s not do
that maybe that would be helpful pick up that’s not okay fine okay I’m in you better get down here
fast they’re sending reinforcements from the
prism we don’t have much time Alcatraz it looks like the place is
sealed up tight you’re gonna need explosives to blast away oh okay axes
can blow this up my bad I don’t realize I have to do that BAM like that when I
assume I just right click yep let me collect one more of these HG our finance
sounds fun there’s nothing what is wrong Pam get out way I can use the
watercooler fun okay is that actually gonna spin anything out oh it does
hahaha it works even though it’s on its side reflex scarab pointless what is this collectible yeah I got the
collectible woohoo and the email both in one spot nice so that everything that no
I need dog tag and vehicle Oh plant you scared me the this elevator may be here to the
left somewhere soon okay oh you’ll see get out of way dog tag oh sorry
is it working don’t have to do something else first get out of the way
hey cuz summer how’s it going better the craziest one ah yeah so so I like Crysis
Crysis 1 better cruel the destruction through your can cause there’s one
there’s less destruction the elevator switch isn’t working what do I do oh no I should know I go that way it’s
gonna kick me out what what maybe I have to wait hey Casey how have you been I’m
doing alright oh oh come on I can’t even use anything maybe you have to wait till
I come back this guy gold bars oh please cuz we’re
probably gonna be coming back badge about me yeah how do you been oh did
that for something can I go back to it now or does that open that thing there’s
a red light on it I should have gone inside I wanted to
punch him in the back can I do it again I’m gonna try it again what the Frick
this is weirdest thing ever oh you can’t do it a second time piece of crab hi
how’s it going friend that was hilarious I’ve been well just trying and making
costume for Halloween oh cool what are you gonna be what was that I don’t know
what that was don’t ask me it was messed up stuff no look don’t don’t shoot
anyone in there all right are you sure I need some technical support with the new
cradle software okay you ready yes let’s do it as long as my screen
shots are working go okay BAM shoot everything kill everyone
everyone dead oh thank you I’ve wanted whatever in there Oh Oh dad if not pursuit yeah that’s my gold
oh no oh this isn’t good gold is why would why wouldn’t you just
shoot him instantly frickin all right I’m gonna break your
face nice got men all over the downtown
looking for your ass Tin Man and here you are already trusted died yeah trust
and tight enough he doesn’t need to be dead right
Yeah right no flowers commander you will stand down
oh he does take orders from her loser why I can’t make decisions for yourself always keep an eye on him if he gives
you trouble don’t put too much damage derivate later you better power them down before you
let them out of that thing be a pleasure just so you know profit you walk slow
you play nice you’re gonna have this jammed in your ear the whole way out you
give me any trouble I’m gonna take your head off
nope get up get your face out of my face cuz I’m gonna be sloughing yours I’ll be
using my super strength if your father could see you now working with these
assholes yeah well my father’s dead now shut your fucking mouth you shut yours
holy cow Wow everyone I realize this isn’t profit
don’t you he’s just some grunt aliens oh my god 4x don’t remember the name
what name what song I know what you’re talking about get him across to the prison walk him in
there he’s Hargreaves problem now I’m getting
art back all right I might be ending soon Casey just say no well I’m gonna be
ending soon well once this thing is done just this cutscene I guess is that it
even a cutscene okey-dokey well if I didn’t already have broken
ribs now I probably have broken pelvis broken knee broken toe broken finger
broken eye broken eyelid just break everything in my body why don’t you Oh
activate defibrillator well this isn’t good receipt rang suits is rebooting yeah sell my weapons
amazing Oh God okay well I’m assuming if I leave it’ll just spit me out right
back here so yes and I will play next week it’ll be finished next week
probably at some point so thank you everyone so much for watching I hope you
all enjoyed it was fun as usual this is gonna be weird I just want to
know the connection between the the different aliens because like I said the
first one they were blue aliens with like free stuff now these ones are right
aliens with like biological virus stuff I don’t know what’s going on it’s so
weird and the game’s not really explaining
much maybe Crysis 3 will answer all the questions I don’t know anyway I will see
you all the kind of next week have a wonderful day bye bye god bless keep
calm and keep dragging on see you guys have a good one fantasy crap it’s a
bunch of fantasy crap huh I poop on it I will poop on all the fantasy crap
except dragons dragons are too cool you don’t poop on dragons
see I know where we’re at
sorry I’m just waiting for the end

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