Ellen Is Ashamed of Watching This Addictive Reality TV Show

Ellen Is Ashamed of Watching This Addictive Reality TV Show


If you were cheering for me
or just because you’re inside. Because it’s cold
here, isn’t it? I know people from the
East coast are going, it is not cold here, Ellen. But it’s cold here. I mean, I think even like, you
know, for people on the East coast, it’s like– it was
like 30 degrees this morning. I actually think that
maybe our weather is colluding with Russia. That’s what I think. OK. I have a confession to make. OK. Something I did, and I
said I wouldn’t do it. And I did it, and
I’m deeply ashamed. And I’m all about honesty,
so I’m going to tell you. I watched The Bachelor. [SCREAMING] [APPLAUSE] I watched it, and
it was an accident. Here’s what happened. Here’s what happened. What happened was I was– I was at home, and I
noticed the light bulb was out in the ceiling
in the living room. So I got a ladder and I climbed
up the ladder and I went on the very top step, the one
they tell you not to get on even though it’s a step. It’s on there. And anyway, so I’m balancing
on the top of it trying to change that light
bulb and I slipped and I fell and I
landed on the remote and it turned on The Bachelor,
and I watched it for two hours. And– I’m kidding. This is how it really happened. Portia was out of
town, and I got weak. I just– I was
lonely, I was bored. The light bulb is still out. I haven’t gotten to it. Every year I swear I have
watched it in the past, and I’ve told you
I’ve watched it, but this year, I was like,
I am not going to watch it. And I really didn’t think
I was going to watch it, and then I ended up watching it. I held out for eight weeks. I didn’t watch it for
eight weeks, and then– who’s watching? Anybody watching The Bachelor? [SCREAMING] And so proud, too. So proud that you watch it. That’s great. The rest of you are just shaking
your head like, you poor thing. So if you haven’t
watched The Bachelor, I’m going explain what happens. It’s a show that brings
together all kinds of women. There’s Becca K, Becca M,
Becca B, Becca C, Brittany J, Brittany T, Brittany Y,
Brittany P, Lauren B, Lauren G, Lauren J, Lauren S. I
said the Beccas, right? There’s, like, 29
women with four names, and in the middle of all that,
there’s a handsome white man. And his is Ari. Here he is. [SCREAMING] Yeah? OK. He’s a retired race car driver,
and now, he’s a realtor. And on The Bachelor,
that sounds attractive. On Tinder, it means
you’re a Uber driver. [LAUGHING] All right. I don’t know why
I keep watching. I mean, I do know why. Because The Bachelor
is like pizza. Even when it’s bad it’s good. It’s like– and when it’s
really bad, it’s really good. And so the thing
is, if you miss, like, eight weeks of episodes,
each episode is two hours long, and it’s impossible to
catch up on what’s going on. I’m kidding. It’s exactly the same. [LAUGHING] Like, a monkey could tune in and
all of a sudden go, oh, get it. And if you missed the
first half of the season like I did and you
want to catch up, I put together a recap of
what’s happened so far. So you can join in now. This is what’s happened. [VIDEO PLAYBACK] [APPLAUSE] Poor Becca M. That was Becca
M or Rebecca J. One of them. It was–

100 comments

  1. I'm still very sad and upset over your staff Ellen. Andy is a disgusting pig who does not deserve to work for you. I haven't been watching the show since he harassed me and made fun of my singing. I wish you would do something about his bullying….

  2. I do not understand women who subject themselves to the Bachelor, either to watch it or participating in the show. Some guy kisses me then kisses some other woman later it's "Buh-bye Bart". I don't share and I don't want to want some train wreck of bunch of women doing so.

  3. I swear, i just hate that show, nothing romantic with 15 more woman/man trying to catch one man/woman in one room knowing that he/she kiss everybody in the room already. Its like sharing your future husband/wife lips with others openly infront all viewers in the whole world, and have big posibility for being dump that for me, are just the same with willing to be humiliated.
    I just don't get it. Why they want being part of this love buffet.

  4. Please tell Ellen to tell drake I said hi cause I know she knows him and that would be insane just for him to know my name πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. Oh hell no that man is kissing every woman I’m sure he is passing something to them all ewww poor ladies fighting over one guy not worth it. They need to go find themselves a real man!

  6. Ellen I wath your vids so much your amazing your so cool I'm 7 years old I rilly want to go to your show your kind your faith is so good my mom said I can't rite to you but she'd love if we cud come love me

  7. Hi ellen i am from india(mumbai) and i want to meet you someday i hope my dream come true love u ellen and hope someday I'll meet u

  8. You guys are back!! Literally after every show of the bachelor/ette/in paradise I come to watch the recap from you guys!

  9. I'd be no good for that show I'd be like if I kiss this one the other one might find out….he just said F%^& it and kissed em all!

  10. can someone make me clear what was the meaning of 'kakah' that ellen used to do back then . Thank you in advance

  11. Hey Ellen, you seen the show The Pimple Popper? Just watch one show……..;) on YouTube lol, let us know… Dr. Sandra Lee, she has MANY FOLLOWINGS. She would be a great guest…..

  12. I want to meet u once in my life ❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀ELLEN❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀❀

  13. u hv no idea how Indian mega serials are…… sas bahu villain n a dummy hero… they run for years without a fail 5000episodes minimum πŸ˜–πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜’

  14. Love u ellen….how beautiful lady u r……πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™

  15. Ω…ΨΉΨ¬Ψ¨Ψ© Ω…Ω† Ψ§Ω„Ω…ΨΊΨ±Ψ¨ Ψ¨Ψ§Ω„ΩŠΩ† دي Ψ¬Ω†Ψ±ΩŠΨ³ fun from Morocco of ellen de generees & my only wich is meeting her

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