Ex-Drug Dealer Sells in Grand Theft Auto V • Professionals Play

Ex-Drug Dealer Sells in Grand Theft Auto V • Professionals Play


so I’m gonna buy some LSD I think that’s pretty chill MDMA he’s out so whatever you always done with weed so let’s just get it all let’s just get all the weed and I think we could hit the road I’m Amina and I’m an ex drug dealer drug dealing is a crime it’s illegal so please do not do it so being a drug dealer was really interesting it was kind of like a real job I was making appointments I was trying to figure out what amount they wanted the bulk of my drug dealing was we what got me into drug dealing was honestly just the fact that I personally love drugs today day of drug dealing you know unfortunately is pretty mundane but you know I was just doing like a college campus so it was really just boring I know video games I’m into them I’ve seen them on the perimeter wall I like playing them when I know how to play it up I’m down I’m ready to start let’s go so I just got out of this house I’m trying to get into this car and I guess I’m just trying to sell some drugs so I can make money oh I don’t have any drugs yet I did not know that so I have to go get drugs so I’m gonna head up this first pill that looks like it’s the closest one No oh he’s bleeding I do not drive in real life so I think that that might be the main challenge I’ve never learned how to drive a car don’t know how to ride a bike I don’t know how to swim I just kind of walk I don’t know like you know how much acceleration I need to put vinegar right there yeah that’s where I want to go see ya drug dealing in this world I feel like it’s very different than the real world you know usually in the real world on Google Maps takes the lead or an uber driver takes the lead or you know a friend that’s trying to help you make some money make ends meet you know good-willed hearted people are usually there to help in this case it looks like it kind of on your own and honestly it’s scary and I think I see you boo these guys Andy and me pal it’s a thumb they were mad at me okay to get my pill where are my boys where’d they go there’s a drug deal I guess is what we got I think that’s my man so this is crazy just rolling up to this drug dealer and just having straight-up like a menu a very organized list of a price breakdown you know honestly I respect it I think efficiency and organization are key to any business in hindsight I wish I had a menu these prices are crazy cuz 688 for two things of LSD I paid six dollars for LSD for a tap no judgment but I don’t I’m not down with crack not down with whatever the photos matter now so I’m gonna buy some LSD I think that’s pretty chill MDMA he’s out so whatever you always down with weed so let’s just get it all let’s just get all the weed and I think we could hit the road okay so just about my drugs this is cool thank you dude let’s get out of here do some he’s just keeping an eye on things okay so one unit of LSD on the University campus look at him just walk he’s ready he’s like I’m going and going I can break more rules if I wanted to but I’m not very good a virtual drug dealer but I promise you I’m good in real life am i holding a bomb I don’t support them so this really stuck looks like I lost my car while I was doing my drug deal because people are mean I don’t think it’s very nice to steal cars I guess you know I never sold drugs in a way that’s that’s the obstacle in LA being able to drive so this is the first time I’ve stolen a car in my life and it feels honestly exhilarating sorry yeah out of my way oh he’s pushing me what did that was not a nice person just like try to be considerate I have a different experience and you know I don’t know how to try see this person let me this person is like I get it how realistic is it that would have made it to my drug deal after killing people and stealing cars probably not very to ants a week for seven hundred and twenty dollars so one unit of weed outside the gas station and little soul okay so I got to get back in this car I guess Oh beautiful what a nice little area looks like a college campus is he texting these people and telling them hey tonight’s a good deal I got this and this and that they were just like hitting him up and he’s like I just happen to have them out that you need I mean they took out the boring stuff I guess on purpose cuz nobody wants to deal with that and live drug dealing isn’t really exciting it’s just regular it’s just coordinating scheduling you know administrators there are drugs that I don’t support and I don’t think deserve an outlet heroin drug Mac bad dragon I don’t make deliveries tell him hey I’m here this is my time come to me [Laughter] it says drug deal ended he earned zero dot he’s mad at me okay ho-hum I get back in and move out I think he’s stuck I think he’s like I’m stuck I can’t give it to you he deftly oft he was like yeah so please on me is really scaring a table take it like I gotta get out of here but I feel like I’m gonna run scared oh they’re behind me get out of my way to this man I mean that’s nice I guess drug dealers deserve health care right okay so let’s go take this person out of their car no okay bye I would really hope this is not reflective of my ability to attract gorillas I’m sorry oh my god the police are on my ass No why are you hitting me who’s a for you do I have a knife I don’t wanna kill anybody with a knife deal done you earn 260 is he checking her out what’s happening why did it zoom in on that woman across the street all of this has kept me on the edge of my seat I’ve been very exhilarating it appeared word nonchalant about he’s looking at her ass it just focused on her but okay so it looks like I am out of the drugs now I need to look for a drug dealer got my shank ready gotta get in two units a weed west Poochie canal I love hurry all this game feels and terms of location an easy drug deal honestly is it feels like no work it’s a gift that’s my guy maybe that’s my guy no how’d you get out stop stay hi Sam deal done you earned $260 this experience and buying and selling drugs in a videogame I feel like was very much not realistic for me I was getting a great deal for drugs from a guy I had been hooking up with so it was never like I had to meet a stranger in a sketch alley or run over some people in order to get them out of the way or just even drive you know I’m sure it’s realistic for someone out there [Music]

100 comments

  1. "Okeyyyyy, just found my Druuuuugs, this is coooool. I'm a drugdealeeeeer, selling weeeed. But not MDMAAAAAA…."

    What's wrong with herrrrrr? Why are People talking like thiiiiiiis?! This monotonous singiiiiiing gets on my Neeeeeerves. It's Ridiculouuuuuus. 🤦🏻‍♂️

  2. I gave my cat catnip one time.

    BUZZFEED would like to know your location.

    Ex drug dealer sells drugs in Gta V.

  3. If you wanted to sell drugs in GTA, why didn't you just do a biker business or nightclub sell mission in GTA Online?

  4. You could just tell her to take taxi or something. This lack of basic skill causes that we don't see any of the desired activity, nor we learn something new about their job. It just fells like a bad gameplay video, nothing more.

  5. She used to be a drug deeaaleeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and I don’t know whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyw yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  6. Hmmmm what if we reverse this … Ex-GTA player tries it out in real life … Wait scratch that ….. We already have nut jobs like that.

  7. Haha, 5:51 Top right corner shows she has over 2.1 billion dollars! XD
    I guess drug-dealing pays after all! 😛

  8. Hahaha a pharmacist don’t count as no damn dealer 😂😂 quit tryna be so damn inclusive and let’s get the real bangers out hea

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