For a Relaxing Time, Make It… Non-Alcoholic Alcohol? | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

For a Relaxing Time, Make It… Non-Alcoholic Alcohol? | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME


[MUSIC PLAYING] Recently, New York
has been covered in ads for an unusual product. NARRATOR: Looking for the real
deal in alcohol-free liquor flavored drinks? What? Excuse me, what? Isn’t that just soda? NARRATOR: ArKay beverages
serves up non-alcoholic whiskey, vodka, rum, brandy, and more. Be the life of the party
with great tasting, non– No, you will not be
in the life of the party if you roll up with this. Actually, you will, because
you walk in with this, and they’ll be like,
yo, turn that flame up. Yeah! Yeah! Yeah. So who fuck with Jesus? Jesus Christ! Jesus Christ! Do some bottle tricks and shit. Jesus Christ! Every drink is a Shirley Temple. Yo, bro, Jessica’s here. I’m going to go be
her platonic friend. Yeah! NARRATOR: Zero alcohol, zero
sugar, zero hangover, and– Zero fun. At all. NARRATOR: But it’s notorious– Dog– you’re a piece
of shit if you drink gin. If you drink alcohol-free gin? That just means, like,
the court is watching you. Yo.
Facts. – That’s– no other reason.
– Facts. You’re like, fuck it, I’m
gonna get these kids back, one way or another. Shit. Yo. NARRATOR: ArKay is a player
on the international beverage scene, and with it
comes competition. There are haters out there for– You mean people
that drink this shit? And they’re like,
I hate this shit? NARRATOR: Party it
up with the best in alternative adult beverages. Alternative adult beverages? Is that a genre? Like, what the fuck? Top off my drink. I’m going to blow in my
breathalyzer to start my car. If you have a
breathalyzer attached to your ignition, dog– Yeah, it’s not about drinking
that doesn’t have alcohol. It’s about, like, rehab. You know what I’m saying? Like– we want you to do better. So cheers. Yo, let a cop pull you
over to see a glass with ice in your center console. I’ll tell you right now, NYPD
is beating the shit out of you. They’re like, yo,
you’re not even drunk? Asshole! Whoa, whoa, whao. Are you bumping that new flame? Oh.
Oh. In that case, oh, let him go.
Let him go. Let him go. He’s a good Christian man. Is that a kazoo, nigga? What the fuck was that? I would say you need
to stop drinking when you have a personal breathalyzer. Yo! I’m gonna see
if my car starts. [BEEPING] [ENGINE STARTING] It’s like,
[BEEPING SOUND] You’re. A. Herb. Yo. And there you have it. Here’s like, ah, ah, ah– my
ankle bracelet didn’t go off. Wow. Of course you have some. Let’s go. – Let me try the rum.
– Yeah. Give me the run. Because we have
some real rum here. You know what I’m saying? Real rum. So come here. I’m searching for some real rum. Nah. Even– Something to get me fucked up. Real rum. Oh! Hey. Hey, pour, up, pour up– OK. My guy. You have to– The fuck is it, an
Impossible Burger? Like, you gotta
activate the shit? Oh, no, yo, seriously. Yeah, no, shake before drinking. Some of the ingredients
have different densities. Yo, this– I’m not even
gonna read the rest of this fucking label, dog. I don’t think rum
is supposed to bubble like Arizona iced tea. All right. All right, fuck it. ArKay. And then they
got the wild safety thing so you can’t overpour. Yo, wow, look at– Where’s John Taffer]? Shut it down! Shut it down. This shit got a weak prostate. Look at this shit, bro. Oh, there we go.
– There you go. There you go.
All right. All right.
Easy. Don’t kill me. I don’t want to
alcohol poison you. What would the flame think? Salud. Salud to fucking boredom. Oh– Oh, my god. You know what it tastes like? When you– you know
how you have coffee– Oh, god. Ugh. Oh, god. Yo. No. Yo, this shit tastes like– What’s that– what’s
that cinnamon gum? Big Red. It tastes like Big Red.
– Ugh. Yeah, please. No, it doesn’t. No one ever likes Big Red. That’s just the gum you give out
to people who ask you for gum. In school, yeah. Oh, this is made in
Fort Lauderdale, dog. Yo, get this shit
out of here, bro. It does not taste
like rum at all. Yo. It’s very watery, too. It’s like– What is this, Prohibition? I gotta make this
shit in my tub? Like–
[SINGING] – I don’t like to drink
drinks I have to activate. You know what I’m saying? Yo, look at– naw, bro. Come on, man. Look at that frothy head
on that bottle of rum. Don’t make this
into a GIF, y’all. [LAUGHTER] [MUSIC PLAYING]

100 comments

  1. As if alcohol is in anyway a great flavored drink, all that ish is nasty tasting. Same mofos that try n sell sand to a beach. Dumbass nikkas.

  2. Alcohol free liquor, when you have a problem but won't admit you have a problem. (Smiles while holding mocktail)

  3. as someone who listened to an absurd amount of Christian hip hop in middle school this probably the last place I'd ever think I would hear a reference to Flame LMAO wild obscure

  4. That guy must be on probation cuz now they do that to make sure you dont drink just like they got a like a house arrest monitor

  5. Hey have you ever thought that you wanted to get carded for copious amounts of alcohol but without the threat of a DUI?

  6. Lmafo this company think we drink for the flavor πŸ˜‚ most vodkas taste like paint thinner but we drink it to get fucked up

  7. Yoooo!!! please talk about this New York couple that had a baby in a Uber next episode. It’s right up y’alls alley !

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbxBChllfUw

  8. Jesus CHROIST! WE LOVE YOU, GOD!! πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ HAHHA! Y'all like Flame? Y'all gotta bump DaTruth and Lecrae too! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ And Breathalyzer dude looks like a light skinned Akademiks. Y'all ain't catch that??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  9. This might actually be a good thing for people that like the taste but are in recovery. Y’all so quick to clown something.

  10. I think that it’s dangerous to associate alcohol with having a good time. You’re a sad individual if you think that you can’t have a good time without alcohol. This is from someone who drinks but these are dangerous notions.

  11. All the Flame references was brought up because of the lawsuit he has with Katy Perry. They ran with that joke the whole episode.

  12. This definitely woulda been a hit in middle school. All the kids walking around fake lit πŸ”₯πŸ₯ƒπŸ˜΅
    Btw That's how I spit out Henny 😫😷

  13. Ok look I'm NOT drinking imitation alcohol if I'm not getting fucked up. Also I'm HIGHLY disappointed in Ft. LAUDERDALE for making this 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  14. LMAO YO, I made this video a couple of years back because this company was sponsoring my comedy shows. At that time I got into some trouble and they put an engine Interlock in my car, so I used it to my advantage. arkay hit me up and were cutting checks and sponsoring my comedy shows. I was down to do a video showing people that their liquor was non-alcoholic by using the engine interlock I had at the time. Worked out for me and my shows at the time. But this shit was funny though, shout out to Desus and Mero.

    I'm talking about this on my next podcast lol .. follow my podcast "Good Set Bro" like And subscribe if you wanna take a listen

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFhYKk7uBNNu7CfQog8-Ntw

  15. Big Red is the worst Gum. I couldn't understand why so many adults had it, when I was a kid. It was the fkn worst. Instant regret never came so fast, when asking for gum and getting Big Red

  16. 🎡🎢Real rum! 🎢🎡 I'm searching for that real rum 🎢 something to get me fucked up πŸ˜‚

  17. Yo I know where this shit made that can’t give that shit away πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  18. I don't drink alcohol. Still, I won't even go anywhere near a product like ArKay. I'll stick to my sodas thank you!

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