Key & Peele – Slap-Ass

Key & Peele – Slap-Ass


GOOD VICTORY, GUYS!
GOOD VICTORY! HEY, HEY, COME ON, GOOD GAME!
SLAP-ASS, MAN! HEY, GOOD GAME! GET SOME SLAP-ASS!
[laughs] YEAH, DOG!
YES, MAN! GOOD GAME!
SLAP-ASS! [laughs] HEY, WHO’S NEXT? WHO– HEY, GARCIA!
COME ON, MAN, GET YOU SOME. COME ON, LET’S GET
SOME SLAP-ASS OVER HERE. – NO! – WHAT? WHY–WHY NOT? – I SAID NO, RAFI. – HE’S HAD ENOUGH, RAFI. WE’VE ALL HAD ENOUGH. – ENOUGH OF WHAT? – ENOUGH OF THE DAMN
ASS-SLAPPING, RAFI. –GRACIAS.– THE [bleep] SLAP-ASS? –SI,YES.SI.
– MM-HMM. – [laughs] GUYS, WHO [bleep] CARES
HOW MUCH I SLAP ASS? SO WHAT?
I SLAP ASS! NO BIG DEAL, MAN.
I’M A [bleep] BASEBALL PLAYER. THAT’S WHAT WE DO.
WE [bleep] HIT HOME RUNS, AND [bleep] SLAP ASS.
COME ON, HUH? – RAFI, THAT’S NOT
HOW WE ALL SEE BASEBALL. – EVERYBODY DOES IT.
ALL THE TEAMS SLAP ASS, MAN. YOU–
YOU SLAP ASS, GARCIA! – LIKE, A COUPLE OF TIMES
A GAME. – [laugh sheepishly] WHAT?
SO WHAT, MAN? WHY THE [bleep]
YOU COUNTING, MAN? WHO KNOWS HOW MANY TIMES
I SLAP ASS, OR HOW MANY– – 427 TIMES. – OKAY, TIME FLIES WHEN
YOU’RE HAVING FUN, MAN. WHAT– – MY FAMILIES COME
TO THESE GAMES, RAFI. MY SON IS ALWAYS ASKING ME WHY I’M LETTING THIS MAN
TOUCH MY BUTT SO MANY TIMES. – AND YOU SAY “SLAP-ASS”
EVERY TIME. – EVERY TIME! – OKAY, HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
LET’S GO TO THE TIME-OUT. I’M FROM
THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC, OKAY? ALL I KNOW,
SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID, IS TO CATCH FLY BALLS
AND TO SAY “SLAP-ASS” EVERY SINGLE TIME
I [bleep] SLAP ASS! – THIS IS THE MAJOR LEAGUES,
RAFI. WE ARE ALL FROM
THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC. NOBODY HERE HAS EVER HEARD
ANYONE SAY “SLAP-ASS” BEFORE YOU. – QUIT PLAYING, MAN.
COME ON, GET YOUR SLAP-ASS. all: RAFI!
– RAFI, ENOUGH! OKAY? – I’M…
[sighs] OKAY.
YOU’RE RIGHT. I KNOW YOU’RE RIGHT ABOUT IT. I HAVE A PROBLEM, OKAY? I KNOW THAT. AND I DECIDE TO STOP
RIGHT NOW. –BUENO.– [sighs] RIGHT AFTER I GET
THAT GARCIA SLAP-ASS. COME ON.
all: HEY, HEY, HEY! – WHAT?
– NO, RAFI! – HEY, COME ON, EH? I’M FINE, ALL RIGHT?
FINE, I GET IT! – [sighs] [all struggling]
– GET UP OUT OF HERE! – COME ON!
– GET OUT OF THE LOCKER ROOM! YOU GET OUT
OF THE LOCKER ROOM! – YOU’RE THE ONLY SLAP-ASS
THAT MATTERS, GARCIA! – YOU ARE NOT
GETTING A SLAP-ASS! – HEY, GARCIA, MAN,
CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? – OH.
– HOLD UP. – HEY, RAFI, WHAT’S UP? – OH, MAN, I JUST TALKED
TO THE MANAGER, MAN. HE SAYS HE’S GOING
TO TRADE ME, MAN. I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL, YOU KNOW?
I GOT KIDS, TOO, RIGHT? – YEAH, WELL, WE ALL TOLD YOU
WHAT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN IF YOU–
– HEY… [heavy breathing] I REALLY COULD USE
THAT ONE SLAP-ASS, MAN. – RAFI.
– COME ON, MAN. JUST ONE SLAP-ASS, YOU KNOW?
JUST ONE– JUST FOR OLD TIMES’ SAKE,
YOU KNOW? GET ME BACK ON MY FEET.
I REALLY– JUST ONE FOR THE ROAD, MAN.
I COULD REALLY USE IT. [heavy breathing] OKAY, OKAY. GOOD GAME! SLAP-ASS!
[loud smack] [relieved sigh] – I GOT TO GET HOME
TO MY KIDS. – OKAY. OH.
GARCIA, MAN. I’LL SUCK YOUR [bleep] IF YOU
LET ME SLAP YOUR ASS AGAIN. – NO!
– [groans] GARCIA,
I’LL SUCK YOUR [bleep]. [groaning] OHH, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS,
SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS, SLAP-ASS.

88 comments

  1. i swear the acting in this by all involved is SUPERB.. it's played so straight and serious, if you click on different parts you would think this is a major TV movie or Lifetime drama, even the junkie acting at the end is WAY too close to real addict behavior it's scary

  2. 427 times, times flys when you having fun, all I know is Slap AssπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  3. Me: runs by my mom yelling "slap asssss" **slaps bottom**πŸ‘‹πŸ‘

    Mom: ( ̄へ  ̄ )

    Me: (☞ Ν‘ Ν‘Β° ͜ Κ– Ν‘ Ν‘Β°)☞

  4. Seriously! These two can do ANY accents.. lmao.. i just kept wheezing at Jordan’s talking πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  5. "Enough of the damn ass slapping rafi",.. lol that guy seems he finally said it with full emotions

  6. I've watched this an unhealthy amount of times today πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I can't stop ! Slap Ass!

  7. if someone who has never seen key and peele and watched this with the sound muted, they'll think this is about something super serious

  8. I think we really need to look at how we treat Slap Ass addicts. We should be looking to treat it as a health issue instead of criminalise it. If we should criminalise anyone it should be the sellers and providers of slap ass for preying on the vulnerable in society.

  9. Everyone: πŸ˜ πŸ˜πŸ˜’πŸ˜•πŸ˜³πŸ€¨

    Raffee: @2:16 β€œ quit playin man come on get ur SlapATHH β€œ πŸ˜›πŸ‘‹πŸ½βšΎοΈ

    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£β˜ οΈβš°οΈ

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