KOOKI FUNDUBS #12: DUNKLE SANS


*intro music* Subtitles by RoseThorns. :3 BLUEBERRY: hey! we started to date! 😀 SANS: so, you two are a… … BLUE-screen? *about 20 seconds of blueberry’s internal agony* SANS: whoa… i didn’t expect you’ll take this seriously– *le dunked by blueberry* PAPYRUS: SANS… YOU ARE… GROSS? *wut–tori?! o.o* TORIEL: Aww! I could just eat you up~ *… she meant that literally…* SANS: oh god–! *triggered papyrus* LUNATALE!SANS: and this is grillby. *lunatale!grillby in all his glory* LUNATALE!SANS: heya, grillbs! heh… you don’t have to be scared. he’s just the strong, silent type. … huh? uhh… kid? *YOUR URGE TO FLIRT INTENSIFIES. US!PAPYRUS: SAAAAANS!! (x5) *walks past blueberry snacking* SAAANS!! COME HERE NOW! YOU NEED A BATH!! *realization* LOOK AT YOU! JUST STOP EATING THOSE COOKIES! BLUEBERRY: *whining* b–b… but… but… i caaaan’t!! they taste sssoooo g–gooood!! US!PAPYRUS: COME ON. GIMME THAT. BLUEBERRY: no!! my preeecious! neveeeeeerr!! US!PAPYRUS: OOHHHH NOOOOO. WHERE CAN SANS BE? HE’S SOOOOOO GOOD AT HIDING. OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… *singing* ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?! ♪ BLUEBERRY: *reveals himself unintentionally* spongebob squarepants!! 😀 US!PAPYRUS: GOTCHA! BLUEBERRY: *more whining* aaawwwww! that’s not faaaaair! my cookiiiiies!!… *le cookie monster* PAPYRUS: SANS!! GET UP! THE PARTY STARTS IN AN HOUR! YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE US LATE AGAIN! *how can sans even dress himself in there–* *oh… he can’t…* PAPYRUS: OH MY GOD!! YOU ARE NOT WEARING THAT! SANS: *yawning* sorry, bro… the pile has spoken. *le raging papyrus* ANGEL!BLUEBERRY (off-screen): are you really just going to sit there and let the human die like that?! SANS: huh?… wuh? my shoulder angel! DEVIL!EDGE: don’t listen to that guy. he’s trying to lead you down the path of “righteousness”. i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks~ ANGEL!BLUEBERRY: oh, come off it! DEVIL!EDGE: you come off it. ANGEL!BLUEBERRY: you. DEVIL!EDGE: you. ANGEL!BLUEBERRY: you. DEVIL!EDGE: you. ANGEL!BLUEBERRY: you! DEVIL!EDGE: you infinity. *grumpy angel!blueberry* DEVIL!EDGE: alright; listen up, big guy. i got three good reasons why you should just walk away~ number one… look at that guy. he’s got that sissy, stringy, music thing~ ANGEL!BLUEBERRY: for the last time, it’s a harp! and you know it! DEVIL!EDGE: heh. riiiight~ that’s a harp… and that’s a dress~ ANGEL!BLUEBERRY: *offended* it’s a robe!! DEVIL!EDGE: reason number two… look what i can do~ SANS: uuummmm… what does that have to do with any– ANGEL!BLUEBERRY: no, no, no… he has a point. SANS: okay; listen, guys… you’re really starting to confuse me, so, uh… begone! or, uh… you know. however i get rid of you guys. DEVIL!EDGE: ehh. that’ll work. *MEGALOVANIA* SANS: *totally sober* grillbyyyy!! paaall! why do you always work so hard?! it’s pointless! *starts crying* everything we do is pointless, anyway… *awkward laughing* *sudden rage* nothing f&%@ing matters!! you know what i mean?! *more awkward laughing* *laughing turns into sobbing…* i’m sorry… *lesson learned: grillby is good friend :3* *anxious mtt fans* MTT: *groans of hunger* THIS CAN’T… BE HAPPENING… THE SHOW’S… ABOUT TO… START BUT THIS… BODY… IS SO… … NEEDY… *knock knock knock* HM?… OH! SOMEONE THERE? THIS… IS… PERFECT! *swings door open* WHO IS IT?~ SANS: … uuuuuh… techinically, you’re supposed to say… “who’s there?” MTT: OOOHHHH, SANS! THANK GOODNESS! YOU MIGHT HAVE… *slurping noise* … JUST WHAT I NEED~ *totally not suspicious laughter* SO… CAN I… ASK YOU… A LITTLE… FAVOR?~ SOOOO, I’M SURE YOU KNOW… MY SHOW’S ABOUT TO START… AND THIS… BODY’S SOOOO NEW… I FOUND MYSELF… … IN NEED OF A… “PICK-ME-UP”?~ *oh god, the noises–* SANS: y… you didn’t have to– *vampire!mtt confirmed* MMT: OHH, DEAR! P–PLEASE FORGIVE ME… I… I GET A LITTLE DELIRIOUS WHEN I’M… … HUNGRY… SANS: “hungry”–?! MTT: IT’S JUST… YOU’RE… SOOOOO… *slurping noise again* … CUTE~ *okay, that laugh is admittedly suspicious* SANS: is… is this how i… die?! *fade to black–* PAPYRUS: SANS? WHERE’VE YOU BEEN?! I’VE BEEN CALLING YOU! SANS: mettaton ate my phone battery…! *music starts playing* *btw the name of the song is listed in the credits near the end of the video* Hi. This is RoseThorns, the person who helped with subtitles. Thank you to Ukie for offering an opportunity for me to try my hands on captioning for the first time, and thanks to everyone else for watching Ukie and subscribing to him… and all that. Bye~ :3 *You suddenly have a feeling of determi-NYAN-tion… *… Seriously, though; this is addicting.

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