And I lost-so, like- I lost 25,000 dollars. Ayo! Good morning Logang, what’s poppin’?! Hoo! Aaah blllububub (Noises, etc.) I gotta wake myself up, that’s what I need to do. So I’m back home, guys. Good news! My house is somewhat clean! My friend Matt kinda cleaned up for me while I was away. But! I actually don’t, get to, stay here. BLAAAAH! Yeah, yeah, we’re going to Louisiana In like, six hours to shoot two more episodes of Logan Paul Versus. BUT I did get to say what’s up to my boy! Helloooo! Good morning young doggie! Hi, I missed you. Why you taking so long to respond? Maverick, as you know, the grind is very real. I have a meeting I need to go to right now. Why’re you taking so long to respond? (No joke, bird is being oddly quiet.) Yo, not an excuse! A’ight Maverick, I gotta go. Yo, something’s going down with you, bro. That’s freaking weird, bro. If he wants to be sour, let him be sour, bro. I wonder if he’s been doing the drugs. I got meetings on meetings! I’m talking meetings with my booooi! Manager Jeff! What’s your name, bro? (Meme) My name’s Jeff. (Laughs) Jeff: Logang, you guys are crushing the Logang/Maverick merch. Jeff: I see you guys. I told them, bro! We haven’t seen numbers like this, bro! (Logan plugging. Always plug.) Be a SAVAGE, SON! Jeff: Now, don’t be late to your flight. Logan: Yeah, I gotta leave.
Jeff: You’re going to Louisiana. Hut-hut-hut-hut-hut! Oh boy! (Laughs) You guys, I’m on my way to the airport. And uhhh, there’s a good chance I’mma miss this flight. Maybe I’m wrong. But according to the GPS- At the exact time I’m “supposed to” arrive. The flight is boarding, AND I still have to check a bag, AND go through security! Now I don’t, really know how to say this, but, I’ll just sing it for you- (Clear throat) I am so fu (Raise me up plays over the f***) Maybe because I said, goodbye to my boy Maverick before I left. Bye buddy. I’mma be- I know, I’mma be gone for a while. I know. I know. Let’s be romantic Maverick, gimme a kiss. Mmmmmwah, ‘eyyy. This is rough- it’s cause I’m doing stuff. I’m grinding! It’s- grind takes time! Look guys, incoming phone call who could it- oh it’s Je- Hello? (Jeff) What’s your ETA? 3:15 (Drums, high pitched screech. Intensifies) Hey, has anyone ever asked you guys to do something that’s like straight-up impossible? Like, ‘Oh, Logan, go fly!’ Ehhh, can’t f***ing do that, that’s impossible. ‘Hey Logan, get yourself pregnant!’ (Baby sounds) Ehhh, also can’t do that, that’s impossible. Oh and here’s one, ‘Hey Logan, you have to make this flight.’ Uh, ah-ha-ha, I’m sorry what? I messaged my producers about the sitch. (Situation) Here’s the conversation that happened. (Reading texts in upper left) I said, ‘Okay, I would probably look right now.’ Five minutes later (reading gray text again) HA-Haow, fuuuu! (Various Logan yells) I got this, guys. Did you know impossible is actually two words? I’m. Possible. LET’S GO, BABY I’M A SAVAGE! Uh oh, wait-whoa, wait one second here. Is that the next round of merch? Coming on T-shirt Tuesday? Savage-oh, shhhh! Okay, it looks pretty- pretty crowded. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Hut one, hut two, hut bring that ass down, here we go! Raaaaaah! Hoo- aaaaaah! Sometimes in life you gotta be a savage, now’s one of those times, let’s go! Ohhhh. Oohhhh my gosh. This line has not moved for the past minute. Mmmm, can’t do it. I’m- I’m about to- cut all these people. This what I mean when I say be a Maverick. Gotta do what you gotta do. Guys. (Above text) Thank you so much. Thank you so much, guys. That’s how you get it done. (Music) This is how we do it! Okay, here we go, going through security. Okay guys, here we go. (Intermission music while camera is scanned) Hut hut hut hut hut hut! (Various Logan noises) Okay, where’s my gate, where’s my gate? There it is. Okay, they’re boarding. (Logan) Yes! (Cheering crowd Sound F-Ect) HAHA! Yeah-ha-hah! Nothing like getting a fresh W, bro. I’m talking bout them wins, cuz! I’m all about the fresh W’s, walking down this aisle, going to Louisiana! Ho my gosh guys, look, it’s my seat. All right guys, we are taking off shortly, before we do that. I wanna point out one thing. This is quite the haircut, how’d you get it so round? Plus I gotta say, that smile warms my heart. (Bassy music, deep moan) Hey guys, it’s me, Logan! We are somewhere over the United States right now. And I’m kinda bored, dude. So I’mma do this thing. Okay, that didn’t work at all. God f***ing dammit! (Airplane sounds) All right guys, we are off the plane. However- this is just a layover! Yaaay! Yaaay! (Woman) Yay! (Logan) Dab! Okay, that lady might be excited, secretly I’m n- ah, guess it’s not a secret, I’m not. Dude, ahh, HAAAAgh! I got one more plane to take before I get to my destination. And lemme just say- When I’m, like, cooped up in a plane Or a car. Or a boat. Or a kidnapper’s van. Or prison. None of the above work! My creativity is stifled! How am I supposed to make good vlogs? Someone comment below, please! Cause I don’t know, please! All I know how to do is scream in the middle of airports by myself. I’m just kidding. You know my vlogs are lit. But it is, it’s very difficult. Like I said on the plane guys, I’m just bored. So I gotta do stuff like this. I’m not even, I’m not on the escalator, bro. I need to spike my life with fun. Airports are not fun! This is- this is gonna be sick, this gonna be dope- delivered, to the airport. A’ight, so before I get on this next flight- My Mom texted me and she said she needed help. I’m like ‘Mom, wha-what does that mean, you’re a grown woman.’ Apparently she did something like, super embarrassing, so obviously I’mma vlog it. (BEAT) (VlogMom) Okay, so I’m really embarrassed, but I need to tell you this story. (VM) So you sort of understand where I’m coming from. Okay. (VM) I was in Aruba, and you know they have casinos there And I took grandma. (L) Yeah. You took- you took our grandma to the casino. (VM) Yeah. As one does. (VlogMom) So… I uh- (VM) Took her there and we did really well, like- We won, couple hundred bucks and it was invigorating, and all that. So- last time I went to a casino with grandma a long time ago- (VM) Like I won $250 on a slot machine. Oh, Mama big bucks over here. You made it big time. You might as well be famous on the Internet. (VM) So then, when I got home- Some tennis girls wanted to go out cause we hadn’t seen each other in a while. And- so we decided to go down to the casinos. (VM) Sort of like, my idea and- (Logan) Wait, lemme interrupt you, are you addicted to gambling? Is that what this phone call’s about? (VM) No, I’m not- I don’t think I’m addicted to it. (VM) But, um, I- I don’t even know how I did this, Logan. I had a few cocktails, and- (VM) Um. Like I put some money down. I was playing Blackjack and won, and then- You know, I would go to the next game and win a little bit more and- Then everybody’s spurring me on. And I went to the roulette table- (Logan) No. I did a few where you put $5,000 down, you say ‘double or nothing’ and won. (VM) I was sorta getting into it. Everybody was spurring me on and- The next thing you know- Like- I- somehow, lost- After I was like- Like, up 25 grand and I said double or nothing and I lost, so, like- I lost 25,000 dollars. (Logan) This might be- The best conversation I’ve ever had with you in my life. I’m not even kidding. (VlogMom) Why? (VM) Why is this a good conversation? I’m like, panicking here. Wait. You bet 25,000 dollars?? (VM) Well- (VM) Yeah. (VM) I thought I was gonna win. Like you did. (VM) I was thinking positively. (VM) You know how like Jake says, ‘You say it, you believe it, you do it and it happens.’ Mom, yeah you do, but you obviously didn’t believe hard enough. It’s not up to you it’s- it’s destiny, you have to manifest it. (VM) I just need to know if you are gonna help me, And I, hate to ask you and I’ll pay you back. (VM sounds emotional) Mom, of course I’mma help you. Just send me your wire info and I’ll send you 25k. Oh. My. Gosh. My Mom- wh-pff! She’s got a problem! She’s got a gambling problem! This is BAD! I mean, she took being a Maverick to like a whole new level of stupidity! Mom, what’re you doing?! What am I doing, I’m screaming in an airport! Anyways, guys, I gotta catch my flight. Man this is, this is fufu, bro. Just airport’s stifling my creativity. I’m not gonna lie, ow, f***ing s***. I hurt my toe right there. (Various Logan grunts) Hoo, no pain no gain. Hey guys. (Woman) You all right? (L) I just stubbed my toe. Nah, I’m fine! Hu-he-ha-ha. (Pain/laugh) All right, I’m good. Yo, I look to my left, I look to my right. We got nobody, we got nobody. And in front of me, we got that good-good. Look bro, we got the toilet paper. Don’t mind if I do, bro. Might need some of this for later. Okay, here we go. And, here we go. I got everything I need, right here. So this nice lady came up to me- And she asked me how I got the toilet paper. (Laugh) (Stewardess) Yeah, or just why. I’m wondering like, why. Not how. Just why? You never know, like- Well, we have bathrooms. We, have extra- I- I thought maybe there were no bathrooms. (Stewardess) Are you a prankster? (Logan) I’m a Logan. I don’t know, what that means. It’s just- me. It’s just who I am. It’s what I’m about. (Laughter) Yo, what is my life, bro? (Airplane sound) Hello? Make sure to follow me on Instagram (always plug) Always plug, also, #Logang4life Let’s do this. Ho mah gah. Oh, jesus. Apparently this moves, it’s a door, wow. Logang, I’m fricking tired. I’m also in the middle of nowhere. This is the only town that would let me literally become the mayor for the day. Yeah, that’s right, for my show, Logan Paul Versus I’mma become mayor of this town for the next two days. Ha-ha, sick! Also guys, uh, I do have a confession. It involves my mother, my sweet, sweet mother. Conversation did last a little longer than what I showed you originally. Mom, of course I’mma help you. Just send me your wire info and I’ll send you $25,000. (VM) Aheh. (VM) Logan. You’re the best I love you so much. But I just pranked you, cause I f***ing would never do that. (VM) I’m vlogging you and I pranked you. Got you! (VM is laughing) You-you pranked me? (VM) Yes! (VlogMom and Logan are laughing) (VM) I love you for helping me, but do you really believe I’m that stupid? I dunno, I thought maybe, like- Maybe this new, like, vlog thing that you’re doing, you like- You got a rush of energy and youth in ya, and you went and spent all your money. (VlogMom) I love you. (VM) But it’s the only prank I could think of where you would fall for it. (Logan) You know what’s great about our family? Is how-is how I’m always the one being pranked. That’s just dope. AND NOW WE’RE HERE! And you know the truth about my Mom. Yo, what the-what- why am I- D-what, what did I do wrong? Everyone’s just, fricking picks on me and pranks me! Anyway guys, I’m here. Louisiana. Logang, for life. Make sure to join the fam, subscribe if you are not subscribed. (Sing) And I will see you tomorrow! Take it easy, fam. Peace! (Shake head, shake head, shake head)