My name is Katsuki bakugou My quirk is explosion and I want to be the number one hero What? do I really have to fucking say it?! Fine, and I’ m addicted to being mean to deku FUCK OFF NERD! DEKU DID YOU DRINK ALL THE MILK?! Did you just fucking breath deku?! How fucking dare you?! (this fucking bastard can be cute sometimes) Good morning kacchan Die. I’m not being mean to him maybe if he stops being a fucking loser all the time huh..oh it’s filming? Hi! My name is Izuku Midoriya. I’m kacchan’s roomate Yeah, we are Hey, Kacchan, do you want to go to the bookstore tomorrow? FUCK OFF NERD! *message sound* Yeah, I and Kacchan are Childhood friends. umm..well.. he he can be a little hot-headed sometime and maybe just a little bit mean but He’s a very caring person Um, he he care about me and all of his friend a lot. And also his is very powerful and amazing and he’s- S-Sorry o-oh.. it-it’s Kacchan! I-i have to take this H-hi Kacchan what’s- What the hell are you deku?! Are you talking shit about me?! what the fuck are you doing?! hey! where are you? i’m gonna fuck you to death when you get home deku! C-Can we cut that part out? Y-Yeah.. I Don’t know I just like him a lot.. He know’s me and I know him even though he used to bully me a lot in the past but He’s not like that anymore. He has changed into a better person.. A person that cares about me… Everybody seemed to think that he’s this horrible human being That he’s violent and mean and.. angry all the time. But thats not true at all He’s not like that he’s- Sorry for getting home so late, kacchan. um..My car suddenly ran out of gas. and i didn’t have any money on me.. and..my phone was out of battery, so I have to- He’s probably asleep by now Happy Birthday to me, I guess.. Deku where the fuck are you? Pick up the phone Asshole It’s really late right now where the fuck are you deku?! Deku if anything happens to you.. i swear to god.. Deku! Call me… please.. (he’s much more than that…) Oh, what the hell are we not done yet? Fine what is it? I’m not a fucking bully. I’m just being myself around here. He knows that What hit him? fuck yeah, with my dick- fucking too long. What the hell are you asking me this he’s fucking deku he’s nothing without me fucking deku.. Don’t you dare fucking leave me I don’t want to do it! fuck off! oh my fucking god Okay! jesus, fine. kaccha- deku- What?! spit it out It’s okay Kacchan, I don’t need you to be all soft and sweet like honey. I like you just the way you are that’s why I’m dating you in the first place I I know you’re not being mean to me. I know that you care about me a lot, kacchan… i..I Love you You Fucking idiot. Sorry, Kacchan. guess you have to stick with this idiot…forever yeah..