My name is Linda. I’m 56 years old. I live outside of Tampa, Florida, with my husband of three years. I am happily married to a carnival ride called the Sky Diver. His name is Bruce and we’ve known each other since 1981. I don’t want him to be a human. I don’t want him to have those traits. I’m just happy with this hunk of steel that’s shaped into being this beautiful shining star.