THE ADDICTION BEGINS! | Fortnite (Battle Royale) #1

THE ADDICTION BEGINS! | Fortnite (Battle Royale) #1


*WHAPOOSH IT’S A HAND* Top of the morning to ya laddies my name is JackSepticEye and welcome to what’s probably gonna be a very bad idea. Welcome to Fortnite, which I have played Very, very little of, and any of the parts that I have played… I have died very very fast I’ve played five matches and I’ve gotten two shotgun eliminations. That’s about all I’ve done in this whole game so far, so. I’m not very good at it But I want to get good at it because I see a lot of other people playing it and I see a lot of… Streamers playing I see a lot of these people who are very very good at it And I want to be one of those. I want to get better at the game And I want to–I want to learn the mechanics, so there’s a lot That I still don’t know so if you’re very good at this game, my gameplay skills are probably gonna piss you off. Um, so if you want to train me and teach me, I’m ready coach! Look at my girl. She’s so buff and ready to go I’m excited, um, so I don’t really know like the ins and outs of all the mechanics yet because… Well, even coming from something like PUBG. Which everyone compares the games to, I wasn’t even very good at that, so… Trying to learn–Trying to do the same type of game But having a few more things in it like crafting and building and destroying of buildings an’ all that stuff… Over my head. Every time I’m getting shot at I forget that I can build stuff, and then I die I have gotten some sick shots off, though. Ooh, what happens if I jump off the edge? Oh, I can’t. Oh man you won’t even let me kill myself? Oh, everybody else has really cool shit Everybody else looks like Knights / Templars, an’ have their own pickaxe and everything, I’m… I’m Johnny Normal Bones over here. All right! From what I know, going into these areas is probably going to be a very bad idea for me. – Beep Beep! – Um, so I don’t want to go into any of them I want to go to a place that’s on my own first, and work my way into the fight, Rather than fighting right from the get-go, ’cause let’s face it, I’m gonna die and that’s not fun. I’mma go over here to the Wailing Woods. I don’t think anyone’s gonna follow me over here cuz this is a bad place to go… but at least then I can get my bearings, and some weapons and everything. At least let me loot before you kill me. Let me loot, before you shoot! That’s my motto for this game. Ah crap, there’s a du– a dude just landed there. Oh man! Now I gotta run away, he’s gonna kill me! Fucking– He landed faster than I did, how are you– how are you doing that? Oh god, am I even going towards buildings? Oh shite, oh boy, shotgun ammo! Okay, at least I HAVE a gun… It’s not the fucking best, but at least I have something to help myself OOOH! That’s what that does! I was wondering what the the circle showing up on things actually did– it makes you do more damage and get more items, right? Yeah, I’m learning! Friend? Did you die on your own? That’d be real neat-o! Okay, at least I’m in… The storm’s not gonna kill me. Ooh got myself a shield. Nice, nice, nice! [Cut] Hey, I’m in the top 42 players so… Not doing that badly!
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Ooh, I hear a chest! Ooh, I wanna build to get up to it. That’s the wrong button! Oo, yeah! [Jumping fail] Ah! Fuck!
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There we go! [gasp] Oooh, yeah, baby! Oh hell yeah, I’ve never had one of these! Oh, I hope we get to use it! Hope I go down in a blaze of glory! Oh, player, player player player, player player player! OK! Fuck you, dude! Come back here! [Kill] YEAH! DUDE! I can’t believe that worked! Holy crap. Okay, what the fuck do you even have… um… I’m swappin’ out a bunch of shit that I don’t even know, uh swap you– A Cozy Fire? Ooh, adrenaline’s pumping! At least I got a kill! I don’t want to push in too quick… Then I’m gonna get shafted from behind me. I usually do, and I don’t like it. I don’t like people bringin’ up the rear. Oh, that sounds scary. At least I’m in the top 20 players… I’mma take all my small victories that I can, *heh heh heh* Oh, there’s a guy up there. Hi! [BANG] Fuck. Shouldn’t have done that. [???] What’s THAT sound? God, I don’t know anything about this game. You don’t know where that shot came from, do you boy? Good! *lol* Ugh god, don’t fall down.
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Oh look at him… Look at him trying to sneak! See what you’re up to. I see what you’re up to. I should probably be fortifying my own little area as well, but… I don’t want to. [Close one] Oh! Keep taking your shots! Actually, no, don’t. If you could stop that would be fantastic. Okay, DON’T get caught by the circle I’ve gotten caught by the circle many times in this game already. In all of the rounds that I’ve played, I think I’ve died to it twice… and it’s very embarrassing. OOH! [Nice shot!] Oh, I hit him! Holy balls! Aw, I wish that that took him down, that would have been amazing! Oh, man! I don’t know what to do in these scenarios, should I just fire a rocket at him? [Fires rocket at him] Bye-bye, cover. [Success] Heh heh heh heh, heh heh heh heh! Yeah, made him run. [Giggle] Fun. Okay, circle is way away. Is that a dude? Oh… [shoots] Hit’em [bang… bang… bang] Ah, fucking tree I dunno what these sounds are! Gah, where the fuck is the circle [sees] Oh man… Oh that’s what that is– is that a drop that’s making that sound? God, I sound like such a noob! I mean I am.
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Oh… Is that our friend? [bang] Ho-ho-ho-ho! Oh fuck did I hit the tree? Okay, whatever dude. Circle’s comin’ in… I’m gonna have to– [SURPRISE ATTACK] Oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT, OH SHIT, OH NO! [dies inside] I didn’t know what to do Fuckin’ drop some… barriers dumbass. Oh, I should’ve took out my shotgun… I placed 9th, that’s not too bad. I’mma take that. Okay use my rocket well, dude. I hope you win. [spectating] [dies] WELL, I guess not. [hysterical laughter] It’s the dude I was shootin’ at. Okay dude, take my rocket. I hope you win! Oo-hohh niice Oh yeah I forgot that when you kill people in this, they don’t go down. I’m so used to watching people play squads and duo’s. See, see, smart. That’s what I should have been doing. I’m just gonna spectate you guys and have my own fun. Pressure’s off me now, I don’t have to win. Do it, TT_Leon! You got this! [Kill] Nice! I will say, I do like that the game… Has movable cover and stuff, like you’re putting down your own cover like that… such a neat mechanic. It really just changes the whole battlefield by the end– like everyone’s in their own little forts [amazing snipe] Oh-ho-ho-hoh! What a beast!
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There’s only two left! That’s– that’s the final guy over there, are you gonna be able to do it Leon? [chanting Leon] I know a lot of you want to watch me play the game, but I’m having a great time watching Leon right now. [A+ film grain] Oh the fight’s getting closer as TT_Leon gears up, heals up and shields up. Oh, his opponent is down near the tree, Can he pull off an epic sniper shot– that was very close! He goes in for the pepper shots! Can he get any of them off? No he’s gonna, he’s gonna reload his rifle, he’s gonna get ready. The other guy, He’s pushing in, pushing into the circle TT_Leon is gonna have to push in real soon, right now. Oh, smart move by the other guy. Now he’s inside the circle and TT_Leon has to come to him But we have faith in TT_Leon cuz we’ve been spectating him for quite a while, And we don’t even know who the other guy is. 15 seconds and TT_Leon’s gonna have to make a move inside. [rip film grain] Oh Leon Leon it’s all falling apart, man… You keep trying to build, but it’s not gonna work! He’s shooting through your cover no problem. Make a move! Oh, and TT_Leon is down for the count. That was fun. Ooh, night-time time! Whoa Alright, where are we dropping in I? Have no idea. I don’t know where the good places are I think over here is like good places That’s usually where everyone’s gonna drop Yeah, that’s a lot of people Please don’t let anyone be near me. Where’s the triangular hedges down there. I picked a good spot is a very good spot So we are dropping faster than I’m not aware of oh oh oh Okay you get the guns. I’ll just hit you here. We go here we go What the shit they kill me in like one shot? Oh, man I? Think I’m on my own here Maybe I could be wrong those two guys landed near me, but not right next to me. Oh Ooh I hear a chest! Shit! It’s upstairs, okay, um I don’t know the fastest way up there Would it be here? Uhh yeah shit Hey, what are you giving me? What do you give me? Oooh full shield! Nice, it is a full shield isn’t it? Drink, drink up my boy! Okay, no it’s a 50% shield, but still good another chest What did I just pickup up? I don’t know what that is. What do you do choke dog critical hit damage critical hit chance ooh range 3,000? Okay full shield, baby I got some good items out of this area Okay wanna, I want to stock up on this shit Cuz I too want to be able to put down cool cover when people are shooting at me and cower in fear No, I see you. I see in through the window Oh crap now I don’t know what to do there’s a chest on top of this as well my god This is a great area to land in Yes Ughh I can’t hit anything! Fuck Fuck run no no no oh Oh Christ yeah, bitch Oh, oh, oh that scared the crap out of me. I was I was full sure I was dead I should have died there Whoa hurt want Barone’s right what the hell does this do does this just Bring me back up? Um yes Oh my god you had rockets, but you didn’t actually have a rocket launcher Okay, oh, I really want this though. Can I can I haz? Okay nice nice, so let me get rid of this, okay Well I’m just happy I’m getting kills, okay? I Was worried that when they started playing this I wouldn’t get any kills, and it would just be me dying over and over again Oh, okay learning I’m learning as I go circles coming in now though, so I’m gonna try and see if anybody comes in from that direction Oh my god shots what am I doing? Can’t fucking hit anything I feel like some of those shots should have landed oh, yeah I fucking made up for it in the end that was a horrible display by me, but I’ll take it What else did you have? oh you’ve one of those fucking sugar bugs can’t get rid of this shotgun And uhh While I’m here, let me get rid of this we don’t have far to travel, so I’m not going to lose that much health oh Okay, two kills okay, how far do we have to go? Oh? Molasses well we’re running it through here. What do we like it or not? Yeah people people fall in here already? Oh? People had a real good time in here Oh Fire fights, oh there’s a guy up there, okay? I am I am piecing out over here seems very precisely that reason clowns to the left of me Joker’s to the right Here I am stuck in the middle reviews ow ow ow ow I cannot hit anything with these guns Oh-oh-oh Drink up my friend drink up that magic juicy potion fuck. He’s stealing the circle up there really wait tomorrow City God look at this fucking dudes defenses Jesus Okay, I don’t care about y’all. I’m I’m getting the hell out of here because you guys are all gonna destroy me Just like that oh stop stop, oh my god, they’re everywhere There’s someone else over there I Don’t know where but I need to get all the way over to the wailing woods use cover use cover Look at me go! That fucking minigun What the fuck?! Ah! Shit! Okay i’ma just take this now cuz I don’t think I’m gonna get a chance any other time And I want to be maxed out before people get to me, let’s face it circles getting pretty small Top six though It was fun only 20 shots in it, so I wanted to want a scare These are rifle those. Oh shit. Oh Still like an idiot ah Oh Man! top six (It’s fine! You did great!) Stupid dumbass Wait dude. I could have at least made top five use my gear well my friend Oh, it was so good if I put down the trap You just walked straight in on the trap oh You got destroyed I Mean so today, but that king smiley is going for it. He is building an absolute fortress right now But you mean he might as well he’s in the circle so It was a good idea. It’s a good tactic. It’s all his strategy Ha ha ha baited them now he knows the dudes over there ah Smart We can I be like this I have you destroys the wall the whole thing comes down right Yup, they’re it all goes! oh! thats cool Woah! KingSmiley! Oh baby what a shot oh? He got shot out from below Oh KingSmiley wins the day! Good job, dude. Huh everybody else jumps out at Chilton towers and greasy Grove and snobby shores Where is the real players wait till the very end? like Pussy and get out at the whaling woods That’s me by the way in case you haven’t figured that out by now. Oh Oh someone shooting at me oh stop Okay, where are you going? I see you I see you. I don’t know what your don’t your game plan is here bucko Sixty five damage at once silenced pistol shot really all crap oh My god this thing is amazing Shit fuck! YES! Okay, okay, what do I want to get rid of? Ya, ya ya ya yay, okay, we have a kill We’re on the board we’re ready to go we’re not messing around That’s a big ol circle change Okay even round this oh god fine, man. I have not seen anybody for a while Oh Circles close-knit Oh Go Go Go oh shit don’t get caught at the water. That’s stupid Can you actually swim, I can wait a little bit All right ouch that hurt I Really should be using this one, but it’s gonna make me stand still for a while all right I want to get up a bit higher I’m gonna check the sitch and see what’s going on anybody up here. Don’t spook me Nobody up here, I’m all alone oh Fuck oh God Oh from where and how? And who always a big towered over there Was it you mr.. Man, did you shoot at me the tension man, it’s like a freakin horror game ow Ow ow ow okay? He’s much better at that than I am I also have a bigger surface area to hit than he does I think this might to you a finger my boy Whoa Oh think it can be a trap Embarrassing hang me out to dry Hey came fifth! (You’re getting better!) These teabag me really Wait what year is it? Deads 2018 teabagging still a thing apparently whoa cigar mageddon, holy fuck It’s awesome Okay, maybe the guy in the tower won’t win because everybody’s out to kill here. Oh, that’s good. Oh You so dead bro. Oh Are you so dead, bro Okay, stupidstudent! stupidstudent! Oh I saw him Do the guys behind you at a rock? Back there that rock back there. You didn’t see him though. Did you oh? You’re gonna die dude One of them’s up there and do the ones back to your left you can’t hear me are you guys can Risky moves Jesus Christ men whoa you were spotted Fucking hell this dudes a beast stupidstudent! stupidstudent! we believe in you dude if Only if he could hear me, and I was just yelling at him all the time Whoa, whoa if you could hear me don’t die oh He ran into it IAmFate 2.0 with the rocket kill. Okay? Well I’m gonna leave this episode here. That was fun I can definitely see how Addictive this game can get and because it has a way faster pace And you get in and out of rounds really quickly and I don’t know it’s very very fun I like it a lot. I think I’m gonna play a lot more of it Just in my spare time so I can get better I didn’t do too badly for a guy. That’s only played How many rounds ie I don’t even know I like 10 rounds I was doing okay? I got top 5 even though most of it was just hiding around and trying to figure out But I’m just hiding a kills man, I did I never really got kills before I got like a couple and that was it but getting kills is fun so if any of you played this game a lot And you have any like tips or tricks for me in the comments I would love to read some of them because I do want to get better I need to get better at my My like barrier management whenever people start shooting at me I just figure oh, I just start shooting back at them And eventually I kill them Instead of thinking like ten steps ahead or I’m like okay build your lil fort and then shoot some kind of thing and some of the items I don’t know what they do so I need to I need to get a little bit better on that but fun game for now Thank you guys so much watching this episode if you liked it PUNCH that like button in the face like A BOSS! AND high fives around *WHAPSH* *WHAPSH* But THANK YOU guys now, and I will SEE YOU DUDES *IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!* I’m Everywhere – Teknoaxe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPtNBwMIQ9Q (first time doing subtitles :)) (same. plz enjoy this lovely music) (Me too:p)(2nd time for me) Subtitles by: AwesomeManJesse: 0:00 to 9:31 Chelsy Nicole: *unknown time, sorry* Tulip the Cactus: *time also unknown, also sorry* Jack contributed to the ‘my first subtitles’ bit too I think You know why it’s called Fortnite? Cuz it’ll take me a fortnight to get decent at it

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