The Fanfiction Addiction Song


It must have started sometime back in middle school My friends found this dangerous substance
that they thought was cool At first I was a good girl and said,
“No, I’ll pass!” But then one day they brought it into science class! I’d been in a state of mourning
after Deathly Hallows’ end So I caved and said, “I’ll try it. ”
and it gave me hope again! And so I’d read it during study hall and
on the bus ride home I’d read it on the school computers
and I’d read it on my phone I read the more mature ones before I was that mature Cause although I didn’t watch it
I sure read a lot of porn! My name is Nancy Kepner and I have an addiction I cannot go a day without reading fanfiction! Have you ever watched a show
no other reason than you knew that your favorite fanfic author had written
a fic or two? Have you frowned in disappointment when you
realized that the ship that you shipped so hard was not big enough
to have many fics? If you have over five tabs open on your phone right now of different fanfics then you know what I’m
talking about If you read it during study hall or on the bus ride home If you read it during lunchbreak
when you think that you’re alone If you read it during meetings
when your boss looks way Just tell me how many fanfics have you read today? I’m not sure what your name is but you might
have an addiction Just how long can you go without reading
fanfiction? My mind is so confused right now I’ve read
too many fanfics I’ve forgotten what the fans made up
and what’s actually cannon I’m lost in worlds of spells gone wrong
and gender bent Aus Of ships I never thought I’d read but now
seek out and choose Crossover, Deaging fics, role reversals, Back
in time One character’s a mermaid
and the other one is going blind It’s kind of sad to think about
before it had me hooked Yeah before I read fan fiction
I spent my time reading books! My name is Nancy Kepner and I have an addiction I cannot go a day without reading fanfiction! I’m not sure what your name is
but you might have an addiction Just how long can you go without reading fanfiction? My name is Nancy Kepner and I have an addiction I cannot go an hour without cannot go ten minutes without cannot go a day without reading fanfiction!

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