>>Matt Lieberman: Welcome back to Sourcefed,
I’m Matt Lieberman. Drugs! Huh! What are they good for? Absolutely
avoiding your problems and numbing your feelings so that life is little bit easier to bear! [MUSIC] The United Nations recently released their 2014 World Drug Report, where they analyzed
and profiled drug use around the globe, and we have for you today the Top 8 countries
worldwide for the usage of Cocaine, Ecstasy, and Cannabis – That’s weed, li’l stoners!
My favorite thing about lists like this is non-drug users are all “God, I hope we’re
not on that list” and drug users are all, “Whoo! Come on, my country of origin! I’m
a part of something! Country of Origin! Country of Origin! Country of Origin!”
Cocaine usage was the most evenly spread drug used around the world, with Brazil coming
in at number 8, the Mediterranean nation of Malta at number 7, England and Wales at number
6, and Uruguay at number 5. Australia just edges them out for the number
4 spot, with the USA snorting up number 3, Spain taking a whiff of number 2, and in a
stunning upset, Scotland comes in at number 1, using the most cocaine on the planet. They’re
the global Scarface! [SNIFFING INTENSIFIES] Och, you like to play games, me bonnie
wee lassie? Say hello to my little haggis, kilt, and bagpipes! Those are all the Scottish specifics that I know about, sorry. Now clean off your nose and drop some molly- actually don’t drop molly, you little hooligans. Stop it! Don’t you drop that molly. You pick that molly up and you put it on a shelf, because it’s time to talk about ecstasy. Ecstasy. Ecstasy. Ecstasy. Americans, you think you’re so hard, dropping pills in
the clubs, etc. etc., drug reference, but you’re not that hard, apparently, because
the USA only came in at number 8, just under Estonia, the 154th most populous country in
the world. That’s known for their well run republic. Yeah. Yeah, we suck at X people. Bulgaria is dancing all night at number 6,
followed by England and Wales at number 5 and the Netherlands at number 4. Scotland
pops up – get it? – once again at number 3, New Zealand rolling in at number 2 and Australia
closing down the club at number 1 with 3 percent of the world’s ecstasy usage.
Where all my stoners at? Did you toke up already? Before the video? Are these colors awesome?
Good, we put a lot of work into them. Spain sparks up at
number 8, followed by Australia at number 7 and Bermuda at number 6. Ever wonder why
Canadians are so nice? Maybe it’s because they smoke 12.2 percent of the world’s reefer
at number 5! Well, maybe not, because they come in just
below Nigeria, which puffs 14.3 percent of our global ganja, and New Zealand at number
3 with 14.6 percent. American stoners, prepare for disappointment, as we clock in with a
bowlful of number 2, rolling up 14.8 percent of the world’s weed. Who took the number one
spot? Iceland! Iceland consumed a whopping 18.3 percent of the globe’s grass this year.
And with that, a thousand vapecations were booked. I am KILLING it with my pun game today! I am on my pun game. I feel like the pun champion. I’m pun rested and I’m ready to take the pun title. Len, are you listening? Good. Now are you bummed that your country didn’t rank higher on this list? Let us know in
the comments. Like the video, subscribe to the channel I’m Matt Lieberman and you know what’s funny? Iceland, because you know I always do that Iceland / Greedland thing. Because you think Greenland would be the one that’s smoking all the green and Iceland would be the one that’s doing all the crystal meth. But that’s not the case. Oh my god, we didn’t do meth! Alright, I’m gonna go find about meth. Alright maybe I shouldn’t find out about meth. I’m no gonna find out about meth. I think we’re good. [MUSIC]